Leah?

[Dirty Harry]

I get this a lot as well so just to clear things up

Age = I was 69 last. . . . . . . . . . . . . . god can't remember, old age is a b atch ain't it ?

Nationality = Like Leah born in Ireland but before foundation of the state (I think) so sort of makes me British I suppose.

Breast size = Alas these days I don't go by size but how far from where they used to be.

Web site = I don't use them jiggery pokery things, my rep gets me all the action I can handle here at the old folks home, one bang on the bed pan and they know where the milk shake and yard is at.

any chance if a shag auntie pat your so beautiful

[Auntie Pat]

any chance if a shag auntie pat your so beautiful

are we talking biz or pleasure hun ? I don't do sympathy shags.

[Dirty Harry]

are we talking biz or pleasure hun ? I don't do sympathy shags.

it would be my pleasure to watch you gum the ball bag off me auntie pat business or pleasure i don't mind

[Auntie Pat]

it would be my pleasure to watch you gum the ball bag off me auntie pat business or pleasure i don't mind

Well I do hun so bring something hard like cash or these teeth stay in. My hip replacement won't pay for itself you know.

Will accept grapes but like myself I like them seedless.

[thehighwayman]

When I met Leah I wasn't concerned whether she was a dd or ff or whatever size she is. They looked gorgeous whatever size they were. I should have brought my measuring tape with me

[Dirty Harry]

Well I do hun so bring something hard like cash or these teeth stay in. My hip replacement won't pay for itself you know.

Will accept grapes but like myself I like them seedless.

your wish is dirty harrys command i will bring you the grapes and the cash i cant wait till you wrap those gums around my plums

[Auntie Pat]

your wish is dirty harrys command i will bring you the grapes and the cash i cant wait till you wrap those gums around my plums

They better be juicy, and the same size and if I find even a hint of seed in my mouth you are going on my bad list sonny. oh and you have to wash them first.

[Dirty Harry]

They better be juicy, and the same size and if I find even a hint of seed in my mouth you are going on my bad list sonny. oh and you have to wash them first.

happy 69th birthday auntie pat i do love a mature escort i will wash the grapes now i hope you will do a 69 with me to celebrate your 69th birthday

[Forrest]

Stop!!! I think this has definitely gone 'off topic'

I am far too young to be exposed to this sort of filth. Harry & Auntie Pat, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Dirty Harry]

Stop!!! I think this has definitely gone 'off topic'

I am far too young to be exposed to this sort of filth. Harry & Auntie Pat, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

sorry forrest but you should check out auntie pat she is a cracker just look at her picture