Leah?

[Forrest]

sorry forrest but you should check out auntie pat she is a cracker just look at her picture

Well you should book a room, the pair of ye.

[Auntie Pat]

happy 69th birthday auntie pat i do love a mature escort i will wash the grapes now i hope you will do a 69 with me to celebrate your 69th birthday

don't bruise them now, I want them in tip top condition or no dice or vice, don't worry about having a shower, you can have a bed bath with the rest of the lads in the male dorm, Henry the nurse is very thorugh so just bring a flannel as the ones here tend to chaff.

[Dirty Harry]

Well you should book a room, the pair of ye.

your in a grumpy mood forrest

[Forrest]

your in a grumpy mood forrest

I'm just jealous you hooked up with Auntie Pat before me.

[Auntie Pat]

Well you should book a room, the pair of ye.

uhhhh ! ! ! whos a moaning minnie today ? its all open plan here babe, we have no secrets in onefoot retirement home, no need as we forget whats happened five minutes ago

[Dirty Harry]

I'm just jealous you hooked up with Auntie Pat before me.

no your not i am just bored today forrest i can't do f**k all today i put my bloody back out so out of action for a few days thats why i picked auntie pat but don't tell her

[Forrest]

no your not i am just bored today forrest i can't do f**k all today i put my bloody back out so out of action for a few days thats why i picked auntie pat but don't tell her

What have I told you about jumping off the wardrobe, Harry? It's alrite for the young fellas, but at our age the softly softly approach is the best option.
Don't you know this is a public forum, Auntie Pat might be gettin on a bit, but she can still read.

[Auntie Pat]

tell ye what lads seein as harry is half the man he was and the FA cup is on today so the TV room will be packed we will have the dorm all to our self apart from betty at the end but her sights not what it was so I'll see the two of ye for a threesome at a knock down rate if you'll keep the noise down as betty has the hearing of an ally cat but I have the morals of one so in your own time lads auntie pats a waitin

[Forrest]

tell ye what lads seein as harry is half the man he was and the FA cup is on today so the TV room will be packed we will have the dorm all to our self apart from betty at the end but her sights not what it was so I'll see the two of ye for a threesome at a knock down rate if you'll keep the noise down as betty has the hearing of an ally cat but I have the morals of one so in your own time lads auntie pats a waitin

If you can persuade Betty to join in I will be there, don't know about Harry.

[Auntie Pat]

the years have not been as kind on betty as they have on me but if your game i'll give er a nudge and she how shes fixed.