Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
I get this a lot as well so just to clear things up

Age = I was 69 last. . . . . . . . . . . . . . god can't remember, old age is a b atch ain't it ?

Nationality = Like Leah born in Ireland but before foundation of the state (I think) so sort of makes me British I suppose.

Breast size = Alas these days I don't go by size but how far from where they used to be.

Web site = I don't use them jiggery pokery things, my rep gets me all the action I can handle here at the old folks home, one bang on the bed pan and they know where the milk shake and yard is at.
any chance if a shag auntie pat your so beautiful