bet she will start to ask you to send money to her soon!
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bet she will start to ask you to send money to her soon!
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Introduce her to your friends at E-I. Tell her we will all go and fuck her together if she wishes.
Whatever u do dont tell her u see escorts,that didnt go so well last time
Blatant promotion should be outlawed
but
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Tell her it's an Irish tradition that we exchange nude photos of each other to really know the other person!
Then ask her to send pictures of various vegtables shoved up her jacksie!
Just say Sorry .
Then ask her to send you a used panty !!!!!!!!!
It'll work wonders.
Just say you were so turned on by the pictures of her in her bikini, that you couldn't help yourself.
Tell her you are truly sorry, as you didn't realise how upsetting it would be for her.
Ask her to try and forgive you, as you would hate for one stupid mistake on your part to bring an end to the wonderful feeling you got from reading her emails.
Engaging Personality
Mesmerising Eyes
Magnificent Ass
Adorable LadySexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease
If you make a big deal of it, it will be a big deal.
Just say: "I like adventurous people. They're more fun and interesting. I just thought you were the adventurous type"
If she professes she is, then you're in. If not then you never were.
Good Luck
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LOL! Pure genius. Nice one
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How about: I'm sorry, I didn't want the nude photo for myself, it's for the bunch of random pervs on E-I that I go to for relationship advice.Originally Posted by lordjohn
He met he woman of his life and blew it.
Thats a big deal,
Westside.
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