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    Thumbs down Experts.........................................................

    I saw a survey one time that said 90% of all men masturbate (whank for the illiterates) daily.Fair enough.How the fuck do they know?Does it show up on a richter scale or something.And of course throw the male in there.Women dont masturbate right girls? Please.
    Who are thse bloody experts that go around venting their asses and engaging in anal ideas?I mean who in their right mind (im an expert at being in the right mind) would get out of bed and say,hmmm today i think i will find out how many men wank themselves?Retarded.

    Anyway what was i doing down here,
    Westside.

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    wanking makes you blind,so how the fuck westie can you see wat ur writing:

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    Lightbulb Because Johnny............................................................

    I dont wank.Seriously i cant even spell it.Put a h in their.Ok i mustnt have been watching what i was doing.Its a speicial technque that i use.I let my arm relax totally and lean on it for ten secs,then rleax and repeat for 20 secs and so on.I do this until my arm is dead and numb.Thus it then feels like somebody elses arm.This my friend fools the mind into thinking your a homo and all is well.

    I go through four and a half arms a day,
    Westside.

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    ex.p------is ei`s resident wankexpert.............all queries and questions to be directed to him.
    he will do his best to get around to answering all your wank problems in due course.
    Last edited by sexyfukka; 28-04-10 at 18:27.

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    Ow, yeah realy?

    Irish man Wank? No joke?
    I don't believe that do you know how mutch sperm you guy's have? Jeezzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyfukka View Post
    he will do his best to get around to answering all your wank problems.
    ... when he's not having a wank

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    these qs still go unanswered by the experts. These same experts believe everything they see or hear too.

    no minds, no hope,
    Westside and now with the X factor on his behind.

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    There is probably some panel of "experts" studying if the recession has had an effect on levels of wanking.

    I wonder if they gauge the level with a door to door survey, or is it linked in with toilet paper sales ?

    I can just see it now..
    Good evening sir, we are doing a survey.
    Have you had a wank today ?

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