anal gaping: are u a fan?

[Westsidex]

well as I said I'm not into Anal myself & if two people wanna carry out this act then off they go, I often 'gape' my own arse in my full length mirror in my bedroom I stretch the cheeks of my arse as far apart as I can to see how much I gape a good way to check for dingleberrys
u could eat your dinner off my arse......

I can imagine it now (couldnt picture it though) the newest hopefully soon to be gf phones.

"Hello Ex P honey bunny,how are you my baby (message from West ,"run if a girl calls you baby guys"), my little honey bunny you."

"ah hello darling"

"are you ok for me calling round? Ex Pyy?"

"ah yes but will you give me about a half hour darling? Im gaping my arsehole"

"What?"

"im gaping my arsehole checking for dingleberries"

"........"

"Hello darling? Hello?"

....................................

Then Ex P comes on here saying how love doesnt exist and life sucks and he feels like jumping from the roof of the Clarion. FFS Ex P.

A new chat up line, "hello love, will you tickle me dingleberries?"

Yeah no probs,
Westside.