anal gaping: are u a fan?

[Westsidex]

well as I said I'm not into Anal myself & if two people wanna carry out this act then off they go, I often 'gape' my own arse in my full length mirror in my bedroom I stretch the cheeks of my arse as far apart as I can to see how much I gape a good way to check for dingleberrys
u could eat your dinner off my arse......

I can imagine it now (couldnt picture it though) the newest hopefully soon to be gf phones.

"Hello Ex P honey bunny,how are you my baby (message from West ,"run if a girl calls you baby guys"), my little honey bunny you."

"ah hello darling"

"are you ok for me calling round? Ex Pyy?"

"ah yes but will you give me about a half hour darling? Im gaping my arsehole"

"What?"

"im gaping my arsehole checking for dingleberries"

"........"

"Hello darling? Hello?"

....................................

Then Ex P comes on here saying how love doesnt exist and life sucks and he feels like jumping from the roof of the Clarion. FFS Ex P.

A new chat up line, "hello love, will you tickle me dingleberries?"

Yeah no probs,
Westside.

[Dirty Harry]

this is a shite thread guys

[luther]

not into anal myself due to a bad experience with an escort(poo on the johnny) but Anal gaping videos pics & videos are extremely hot do u agree?...

Nope........

well as I said I'm not into Anal myself & if two people wanna carry out this act then off they go, I often 'gape' my own arse in my full length mirror in my bedroom I stretch the cheeks of my arse as far apart as I can to see how much I gape a good way to check for dingleberrys
u could eat your dinner off my arse......

You need help...............

[Rayden]

anal gaping looks so painful its very hard to imagine any pleasure that could be gotten from it.

[Mymisters]

Like a lot of things you see in Porno, it just doesn't look like it will be sexy or feel any good.
A lot of it is about dominating the woman and I'm just not that into that.

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

Neither does spitting into the ass or vag, never really got that one either!

That is so disgusting and would probably be the end of a booking with me while I paused to puke! It's not like the bottle and sachets of lube on the bed side table are invisible.

xxx

Pru

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

hehe...EP....what exactly were you hoping to find on the johnny?

There shouldn't be anything on the end of the Johnny if "due care and attention" is observed before the anal. Perhaps his first experience was a spur of the moment opportunity - which is when the proverbial hits the fan!

xxx

Pru

[Noah]

If you get a big enough " gape ", can you get an echo if you yodel ??

[Westsidex]

If you get a big enough " gape ", can you get an echo if you yodel ??

Hello Noah,
Westside.

PS i could pretend to think your oky doky but that would be very hypocritical of me.

[Noah]

okey dokey.....how droll