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Escorts to Avoid - Number 6- The Stinker!

You have arranged to visit an escort with the awfully kinky plan of licking out her cunthole - something you have wanted to do with an escort for a while (you dirty devil).
Its only when she allows you into her apartment that it hits you- the stale smell, is it from her you ask yourself, well you soon find out when she hugs you with a welcome, yes its her all right, B. O. body odour, pong, stinky.
As dirty as your mind might be, this girls body is far far more dirty, This girl needs a wash more than she needs your 150e. The funny thing is (well its not that funny to you) is that she does not know it herself- but she stinks like a dead dog.
Then, with a big grin on her face she pulls down her stained knickers she tells you she is ready for you to lick out her cock box.
You have to exit this situation you tell yourself, this is what you say- WOW, YOUR GEE LOOKS DELICIOUS, BUT I ALWAYS HAVE A DRINK WITH A MEAL, CAN I HAVE A DRINK OF WATER FIRST.
When she goes to get it for you, turn around and run like fuck out the door.
Dont stop running till you reach your car, get in, and speed away.
Always remember, lust is blind, but it has a very sensitive nose.