All went well lads basically she loosened up the oul' tensed up joints then tore the mickey off me while putting a finger up my arse the eyebrow wax went well too though she took too much off......
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All went well lads basically she loosened up the oul' tensed up joints then tore the mickey off me while putting a finger up my arse the eyebrow wax went well too though she took too much off
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I think I'll call you wax on, whack off, from now on...................
Did ya cover the place???
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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This was the most important bit i think? Nothing like looking like a idiot for the week. How long do they take to grow back?Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq
the eyebrow wax went well too though she took too much off
Moral of the story?
Youll always have an arsehole but not always have eyebrows.
Try the gardening centre Ex P, (failing that dont go out)
Westside.
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Sounds like he need these...............
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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Can i borrow those glasses please. QPH gave me a facial last night and it got into my eyesIm going back for another facial tonight as my skin was so smooth.. not sure what product he used or darn t ask... but i do need a lone of some glasses and the puts an awful lot of stuff on me...
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Are you sure you haven't met EP???.......................Can i borrow those glasses please. QPH gave me a facial last night and it got into my eyes
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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She would have known it was EXP. She would have left knickerless
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oh fuck don't mention knickers there I was buying a few tshirts in Penneys in the shopping centre yesterday the lingerie section is closeby what do I see '50c knickers' yes all knickers in one section were just 50 cent eachif only I could buy a few
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You'd look a bit skanky going up to the till with half your dole money invested in ladies' underwear, ExP
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about time that you got those eyebrows sorted out.ex.p is the bloke in the bottom picture,he sent me a photo of himself last year after i asked him for one out of curiosityHave an appointment today 11.30 for a massage & a wank & an eyebrow wax
have a nice day
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