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    Default Can masturbation help me to lose weight?

    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    sorry EP but if you really wan't to loose weight you must start with a good diet and some hard exercise then you won't have as much energy to play the 5 knuckle shuffle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    Be careful you don't lose your mickey aswell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    To loose weigth eliminate 500 calories from your daily diet. If this doesnt work ramp in up to 750. The ideal ammount of weight loss is about 2ibs per week (give or take a bit each week) without your body eating itself up. Unless you a very overweight aim for 2 ibs per week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    Wank until you drop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
    You know what they say, "A Wank a Day" keeps the Doctor Away". 4 wanks a day and you'll have to go to the doctor to treat a sore mickey.

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    my friend says he lost weight by pulling his mickey while on his treadmill wouldn't suit me though...

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    tell you what m8, that sounds dangerous. doing that could end in tears.

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    Default Go for it EP............

    What's the worst thing that can happen???

    It certainly won't make you gain weight............

    Yank away I say...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    my friend says he lost weight by pulling his mickey while on his treadmill wouldn't suit me though...
    I think we may know the same guy??


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