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    Talking haha...

    The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens
    he kept in the hen house behind the church.

    One Sunday morning, before mass, he
    went to feed the birds and discovered
    that the cock was missing.

    He knew about cock fights in
    the village, so he questioned
    his parishioners in church.

    During mass, he asked the congregation,

    'Has anybody got a cock? '

    All the men stood up.

    'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
    Has anybody seen a cock? '

    All the women stood up.

    'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
    Has anybody seen a cock that
    doesn't belong to them? '

    Half the women stood up.

    'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
    Has anybody seen MY cock? '
    Sixteen altar boys, two priests
    and a goat stood up.

    The priest fainted.

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    Haha, that's good but why didn't the sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat also stand up when he said "Has anyone seen a cock?".

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    Oh sweet Jesus here we go again..........

    The alter boys were already standing, the goat was female and the 2 priests were included in the men who stood up...........

    There we go, another joke analyzed and explained just for you.................
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    Please tell me he isnt serious. For the love of God
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Please tell me he isnt serious. For the love of God
    At first I thought NGAH was Alec Horan but it couldn't be, at least Alec is intelligent with his shit stirring

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    True, no one could be that ignorant could they?
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    Shit stirring is a totally different thing.

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    Ah come on NGAN, if you cant get jokes its ok. Your just not operating on a human level. You can be fixed but it could take years of conditioning and reprogramming
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Shit stirring is a totally different thing.
    From idiocy..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Haha, that's good but why didn't the sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat also stand up when he said "Has anyone seen a cock?".
    Well spotted

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