Just another Poo story.

[Westsidex]

Anyway Nads is feeling normal for the 1st time in a week

A week?
Westside.

[TheNads]

A week?
Westside.

Sorry West, should have qualified that by saying "normal for me". Thanks for alerting me to my faux pas.
I suppose you've had similar experiences with the dogs ?

[Westsidex]

Sorry West, should have qualified that by saying "normal for me". Thanks for alerting me to my faux pas.
I suppose you've had similar experiences with the dogs ?

Nope , i never get involved with my dog if i feel sick.

Westside.

[jackpratt]

Way too much info about your condition there. But you failed to mention the name of the escort.

[TheNads]

Way too much info about your condition there. But you failed to mention the name of the escort.

Sorry for offending your delicate constitution there Jack & as for naming the lady - well now I know why the "Pratt" !

[Dirty Harry]

Right, gotta' be discreet here as I have no evidence of this but just thought I'd share as I've had one of the more horrific weeks I can remember & I lay the blame squarely at an escort's door !
I visited a Latino lady in the D.7 area on Easter Sat. Nothing remarkable about her, nice service, friendly girl etc. but the 1 thing I kept asking here about was that her stomach was continually rumbling. When I say rumbling I don't mean a bit of gurgling but full-on, constant somersaults, loud, distracting & when I suggested that she consider eating she said she just had. This was distracting only because I'd never witnessed such agressive rumblings before.
To cut a long story short I began to feel a bit under the weather on Mon. Dicky stomach & (excuse the graphic nature of this) 4 poos on Tue. I was away in the west on business Wed. - Fri. then.
Leapt out of the scratcher on Wed. morning at home with stomach cramps & have a right dodgy, liquid evacuation. A bit of brekkie, into the jammer & off to the west. At this stage I began to really notice the constant violent rumblings in my belly. By the time I got to where I was going I was pale, ill, cold & only wanted a bed. Waited until I could check into my hotel & went to bed at 3pm Wed. (cancelling all my business appointments) & didn't emerge for nearly 48hrs. This just got worse & worse. I calculated no fewer than 20+ visits to the can on Thur. Pissing rusty water out my arse constantly.
I didn't eat anything for 3 days, I lost 1 full stone in weight, I couldn't move, I puked a few times too, Arret & Motilium didn't touch this thing, had to stop myself from getting dehydrated so drank water ... just to count to about 20 before it was at the trap door. Finally the doctor prescribed some heavy duty stuff Fri. evening that would substitute for the dams in Holland & my poor ring got a rest.
I honestly can't remember feeling this bad before. But it was the 3 constant days of violent belly rumbling that make me 100% sure that I got this from my punt on Sat. Just too co-incidental & can't understand why she'd be working with something this agressive ?? I know that she wasn't in the horrors like me when I saw here, so maybe she was at the very early stages of the same thing & didn't know.
Anyway Nads is feeling normal for the 1st time in a week & hoping he never experiences such a week again.

sorry to hear about this it sounds like a nasty bug you picked up glad your feeling better but if it was me i would probably go and get a full std medical for my own piece of mind best of luck amigo

[letme69u]

sorry to hear about this it sounds like a nasty bug you picked up glad your feeling better but if it was me i would probably go and get a full std medical for my own piece of mind best of luck amigo

Good advise there Harry. Sounds like TheNads might be in a bit of bother.

[jackpratt]

Sorry for offending your delicate constitution there Jack & as for naming the lady - well now I know why the "Pratt" !

I may be Pratt by name, but I am not the pratt who got the virus from the working girl!!!!

[Dirty Harry]

[QUOTE=jackpratt;205280]I may be Pratt by name, but I am not the pratt who got the virus from the working girl!!!![/QUOT its no laughing matter at all the nads didn't have to share this information on the message board i hope he goes and gets it checked out for his own piece of mind

[jackpratt]

Hopefully before he passes it on to the next girl