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    Default Just another Poo story.

    Right, gotta' be discreet here as I have no evidence of this but just thought I'd share as I've had one of the more horrific weeks I can remember & I lay the blame squarely at an escort's door !
    I visited a Latino lady in the D.7 area on Easter Sat. Nothing remarkable about her, nice service, friendly girl etc. but the 1 thing I kept asking here about was that her stomach was continually rumbling. When I say rumbling I don't mean a bit of gurgling but full-on, constant somersaults, loud, distracting & when I suggested that she consider eating she said she just had. This was distracting only because I'd never witnessed such agressive rumblings before.
    To cut a long story short I began to feel a bit under the weather on Mon. Dicky stomach & (excuse the graphic nature of this) 4 poos on Tue. I was away in the west on business Wed. - Fri. then.
    Leapt out of the scratcher on Wed. morning at home with stomach cramps & have a right dodgy, liquid evacuation. A bit of brekkie, into the jammer & off to the west. At this stage I began to really notice the constant violent rumblings in my belly. By the time I got to where I was going I was pale, ill, cold & only wanted a bed. Waited until I could check into my hotel & went to bed at 3pm Wed. (cancelling all my business appointments) & didn't emerge for nearly 48hrs. This just got worse & worse. I calculated no fewer than 20+ visits to the can on Thur. Pissing rusty water out my arse constantly.
    I didn't eat anything for 3 days, I lost 1 full stone in weight, I couldn't move, I puked a few times too, Arret & Motilium didn't touch this thing, had to stop myself from getting dehydrated so drank water ... just to count to about 20 before it was at the trap door. Finally the doctor prescribed some heavy duty stuff Fri. evening that would substitute for the dams in Holland & my poor ring got a rest.
    I honestly can't remember feeling this bad before. But it was the 3 constant days of violent belly rumbling that make me 100% sure that I got this from my punt on Sat. Just too co-incidental & can't understand why she'd be working with something this agressive ?? I know that she wasn't in the horrors like me when I saw here, so maybe she was at the very early stages of the same thing & didn't know.
    Anyway Nads is feeling normal for the 1st time in a week & hoping he never experiences such a week again.
    When I'm the Minister for Revenge Bertie's ring will be twitching !
    TheNads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNads View Post
    Right, gotta' be discreet here as I have no evidence of this but just thought I'd share as I've had one of the more horrific weeks I can remember & I lay the blame squarely at an escort's door !
    I visited a Latino lady in the D.7 area on Easter Sat. Nothing remarkable about her, nice service, friendly girl etc. but the 1 thing I kept asking here about was that her stomach was continually rumbling. When I say rumbling I don't mean a bit of gurgling but full-on, constant somersaults, loud, distracting & when I suggested that she consider eating she said she just had. This was distracting only because I'd never witnessed such agressive rumblings before.
    To cut a long story short I began to feel a bit under the weather on Mon. Dicky stomach & (excuse the graphic nature of this) 4 poos on Tue. I was away in the west on business Wed. - Fri. then.
    Leapt out of the scratcher on Wed. morning at home with stomach cramps & have a right dodgy, liquid evacuation. A bit of brekkie, into the jammer & off to the west. At this stage I began to really notice the constant violent rumblings in my belly. By the time I got to where I was going I was pale, ill, cold & only wanted a bed. Waited until I could check into my hotel & went to bed at 3pm Wed. (cancelling all my business appointments) & didn't emerge for nearly 48hrs. This just got worse & worse. I calculated no fewer than 20+ visits to the can on Thur. Pissing rusty water out my arse constantly.
    I didn't eat anything for 3 days, I lost 1 full stone in weight, I couldn't move, I puked a few times too, Arret & Motilium didn't touch this thing, had to stop myself from getting dehydrated so drank water ... just to count to about 20 before it was at the trap door. Finally the doctor prescribed some heavy duty stuff Fri. evening that would substitute for the dams in Holland & my poor ring got a rest.
    I honestly can't remember feeling this bad before. But it was the 3 constant days of violent belly rumbling that make me 100% sure that I got this from my punt on Sat. Just too co-incidental & can't understand why she'd be working with something this agressive ?? I know that she wasn't in the horrors like me when I saw here, so maybe she was at the very early stages of the same thing & didn't know.
    Anyway Nads is feeling normal for the 1st time in a week & hoping he never experiences such a week again.
    Sorry but when I read this bit I said, hmm I wonder which escort he went to

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    Jesus man, not even toilet roll in the fridge could cool that fire , you have my sympathy, i sounds suspiciously coincidental that the times match up, she may have caught it from someone else so it pays to be very careful, well done on sharing the story as it informs the other punters and escorts of the dangers and pitfalls to be wary off.
    JUSTICE FOR AMANDA KNOX AND RAFFAELE SOLLECITO----INNOCENTS

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    Default Dire eeeeeah !

    Ha ha ,----- and I though my threads were A LOAD OF SHITE !!

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    Shit, Nads, that sounds painful!!!

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    Gotta watch out for those escorts from " Black Hole Square"

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    Probably u got stomach flue from her, Had it once and I dont wish it to anybody. She shouldn't work when she is sick....

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    Default Confession.

    I booked her the day previous for a "Scatt" session and she obviously took too much laxitive.

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    I feel for you. I'm always catching the colds and tummy bugs etc from clients who visit escorts when they arent well! Swine flu last summer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    I feel for you. I'm always catching the colds and tummy bugs etc from clients who visit escorts when they arent well! Swine flu last summer!
    Thanks Heather & all ye' others, tongues-in-cheek & all.
    Suppose I just got very unlucky, I'd quit punting if I thought I'd have to go through that again.
    When I'm the Minister for Revenge Bertie's ring will be twitching !
    TheNads.

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