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    this guy goes into a pharmacy to buy a box of tampax for his wife he goes up to the lady at the counter and says can i have a box of tampax the wife sent me in. the lady looks at the guy and said sure they are on the middle shelf on the right hand side she pointed so the guy goes over and comes back with a bag of cotton wool and a big pack of toilet roll and the lady says what are you at you said you wanted a box of tampax the guy says i know i sent my wife out lastnite to the shop to get me 20 silk cut purple and a box of matches and she came back with a packet of papers and a packet of tobaacco and told me to roll my own see how she fucking likes it

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    Funny .
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    is it?
    really?

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    Yes...........

    It's called a joke..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mioux View Post
    is it?
    really?
    Alllllrighty then :/
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    Sense of humour bypass?
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    I don't find it funny either. Just because there's something to do with sex parts in it doesn't make it funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    I don't find it funny either. Just because there's something to do with sex parts in it doesn't make it funny.
    but its ok for you to post sexual explicit pictures thats funny when you post it right....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    I don't find it funny either. Just because there's something to do with sex parts in it doesn't make it funny.
    But your an oddball and we dont expect you to. Its not because its a sex joke its a gender joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    but its ok for you to post sexual explicit pictures thats funny when you post it right....
    Yeah it's hilarious then. Most of the time they're not meant to be funny, it's for a different reason.

    But this time... I don't see there as being any joke or "twist" to it. If she wants to use the cotton wool she can, but I doubt she will. It's a hugely different thing to rolling your own cigarettes....

    Did you make up this joke yourself, lol?

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