Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go away for a picnic and camping trip. They have their walk, eat their tea and crumpets, pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Holmes nudges Watson awake. "Look up at the stars, Watson, and tell me what you see."
Watson looks up into the sky, thinks for a minute, then says, "Astrologically speaking, I can say that Saturn is in Leo. Astronomically speaking, I can say that there are billions of stars and millions of galaxies. Theologically speaking, I can say that God is vast and we are small and insignificant. Chronologically speaking, I can tell you that it's a quarter past three in the morning. And meteorologically speaking, I can tell you that it's going to be a good day tomorrow."
Holmes looks disgusted. "Is that all?"
Watson nods. "Why, did I miss something?"
Holmes yells, "WATSON, YOU DICKHEAD! SOMEONE'S STOLEN THE FUCKING TENT!!!!"