Rover comes home one day and says to his lover Luther, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?"Luther lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Rover's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Rover says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So Luther lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Rover's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Rover starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.