Aprils Comp

[luther]

Jesus, I haven't really been reading this thread till tonite.........

Is it just 1 big piss take???......................................

[kerry lad in town]

where is my pic of coldwater gone?? i did post it and it was up there

[kerry lad in town]

this is coldwater

[luther]

where is my pic of coldwater gone?? i did post it and it was up there

Hi Kerry Lad, I've had a look at your posts, the pics weren't removed of anything, I just don't think they're appearing, or at least not for me...........

Are you trying to post them, or copy them from an e-mail account or something???

I think that's why they're not appearing..........

Hope this helps............

[wfordman]

Jack and Jill are playing hide and seek, Jill says "If you find me jack you can lick my fanny and fuck me up the arse, and if you cant find me ill be in the shed!!!

[Naughtynatalie]

A taliban deserter is dying from lack of water in the desert, when he comes across a jewish market stall holder selling ties.
The taliban says 'have you got any water?'
'no' says the jewish boy 'but would you like to buy a tie for £10?'
'fuck of' says the taliban 'I need water.... I should kill you but I need water first'
the jewish boy said ' I will rise above your bad behaviour & tell you where u can find water, if you walk for 2 miles towards the sun you will find a restaurant where they serve ice cold water free of charge'
off the taliban goes, after 5 hours he comes back nearly dead & says to the jewish boy
'you bastard, your brother wouldnt let me in without a tie'.............

[bhoywonder]

This girl in a bikini stopped me to ask directions. I just kept saying to myself, "Don't stare at her tits, don't stare at her tits."
Then she said, "Don't stare at whose tits?"

[bhoywonder]

went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

I said, "I think my cock tastes funny..."

[bhoywonder]

I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.

It was absolute carnage.

[Naughtynatalie]

A boy was sitting on the stairs with his cat & a tube of smarties. His mum was watching.
The boy ate a smartie, bit the cat, then moved down one step. He then put another smartie in his mouth, bit the cat again & moved down another step. His mother asked him what he was doing,
he replied 'getting some practice in for when I'm older. Popping pills, eating pussy & moving on'...