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    What do you do if in the middle of a session with an escort, you're raided by the garda and they ask you for your name and address. Do you opt to say nothing, could you do that or do you say, excuse me, do you mind, I'm visiting my girlfriend (in my case the garda would probably correct me and say, do you mean your grandchild). If you're caught with your clothes off and in a very compromising position, you could be in trouble. But seriously, what can you do or what should you do, any suggestions.

    (I'm just editing this post because I just noticed something, when you insert a smiley, there is a little gap or increase in the line spacing between the last line and the line the smiley is on, say the typeface is 10/12 body size, after the smiley is inserted, it becomes 10/14 or 10/16, this never used to happen, get the engineer in).
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    Your watching way too many crime programs, not like they'll break the door down or anything. I'm sure they will knock giving you enough time to get dressed.
    As for giving your name and address, unfortunately it is built into most acts that you must provide those details or else he can arrest you untill your identity is discovered, but if say a garda just stops and ask's you on the street for no reason then you don't have to tell him.
    Paying an escort for sex is not illegal, so all he can do is force you to give a statement, if you do he can then send you a summons to appear in court if they decide to prosecute the lady for whatever reason (there are several snd they have found a loop hole to prosecute independents), if that happens you must appear in court on the day but he cannot force you to get on the stand, tell the prosecuter you are unwilling to co-operate and he will not force you..

    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    What do you do if in the middle of a session with an escort, you're raided by the garda and they ask you for your name and address. Do you opt to say nothing, could you do that or do you say, excuse me, do you mind, I'm visiting my girlfriend (in my case the garda would probably correct me and say, do you mean your grandchild). If you're caught with your clothes off and in a very compromising position, you could be in trouble. But seriously, what can you do or what should you do, any suggestions.

    (I'm just editing this post because I just noticed something, when you insert a smiley, there is a little gap or increase in the line spacing between the last line and the line the smiley is on, say the typeface is 10/12 body size, after the smiley is inserted, it becomes 10/14 or 10/16, this never used to happen, get the engineer in).

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    If it were me i would give them my name.

    "Your name Sir"

    "Westside."

    "Westie??????? The Westie?"

    "FFS How many others are there?

    "Anyway the address is...."

    "never mind the address. Hey lads come in here and meet Westie. God Westie your a hero of mine"

    "Can i go now"

    "Westie ,will you do me a favour?"

    "Im in a hurry"

    "will you sign your autograph for me?"

    "alright a pen and paper?"

    "sign it on my arm Westie"

    "fuck off"

    "just put down............ To Thomas, Best Wishes, West."

    "one sec i just have to go to the jax."

    "no worries Westie. God i cant believe this, A dream come true for me"

    4 hours later...................

    West???????Wheres West?
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    If it were me i would give them my name.

    "Your name Sir"

    "Westside."

    "Westie??????? The Westie?"

    "FFS How many others are there?

    "Anyway the address is...."

    "never mind the address. Hey lads come in here and meet Westie. God Westie your a hero of mine"

    "Can i go now"

    "Westie ,will you do me a favour?"

    "Im in a hurry"

    "will you sign your autograph for me?"

    "alright a pen and paper?"

    "sign it on my arm Westie"

    "fuck off"

    "just put down............ To Thomas, Best Wishes, West."

    "one sec i just have to go to the jax."

    "no worries Westie. God i cant believe this, A dream come true for me"

    4 hours later...................

    West???????Wheres West?
    Westside.

    lol Westie

    good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Your watching way too many crime programs, not like they'll break the door down or anything. I'm sure they will knock giving you enough time to get dressed.
    As for giving your name and address, unfortunately it is built into most acts that you must provide those details or else he can arrest you untill your identity is discovered, but if say a garda just stops and ask's you on the street for no reason then you don't have to tell him.
    Paying an escort for sex is not illegal, so all he can do is force you to give a statement, if you do he can then send you a summons to appear in court if they decide to prosecute the lady for whatever reason (there are several snd they have found a loop hole to prosecute independents), if that happens you must appear in court on the day but he cannot force you to get on the stand, tell the prosecuter you are unwilling to co-operate and he will not force you..
    Thanks for that anon, I find the fear of a raid is a major contributary factor in stopping me getting a hard on when I see the escort, God knows it hard enough (pardon the pun) to get one anyway at my age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    If it were me i would give them my name.

    "Your name Sir"

    "Westside."

    "Westie??????? The Westie?"

    "FFS How many others are there?

    "Anyway the address is...."

    "never mind the address. Hey lads come in here and meet Westie. God Westie your a hero of mine"

    "Can i go now"

    "Westie ,will you do me a favour?"

    "Im in a hurry"

    "will you sign your autograph for me?"

    "alright a pen and paper?"

    "sign it on my arm Westie"

    "fuck off"

    "just put down............ To Thomas, Best Wishes, West."

    "one sec i just have to go to the jax."

    "no worries Westie. God i cant believe this, A dream come true for me"

    4 hours later...................

    West???????Wheres West?
    Westside.
    He said "sign it on my arm Westie", but when he saw how good looking you were, he said on second thoughts sign it on my dick Westie.

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    For the more endowed members of the force he signed his full moniker...

    Lord Westsidex of Westville heights, peoples republic of Cork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    He said "sign it on my arm Westie", but when he saw how good looking you were, he said on second thoughts sign it on my dick Westie.

    Rover, there was no need to go through your penile pic collection.

    must have being very time consuming for you,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    What do you do if in the middle of a session with an escort, you're raided by the garda and they ask you for your name and address. Do you opt to say nothing, could you do that or do you say, excuse me, do you mind, I'm visiting my girlfriend (in my case the garda would probably correct me and say, do you mean your grandchild). If you're caught with your clothes off and in a very compromising position, you could be in trouble. But seriously, what can you do or what should you do, any suggestions.

    (I'm just editing this post because I just noticed something, when you insert a smiley, there is a little gap or increase in the line spacing between the last line and the line the smiley is on, say the typeface is 10/12 body size, after the smiley is inserted, it becomes 10/14 or 10/16, this never used to happen, get the engineer in).
    By the way ,if this does happen will you report a missing person for us? Tell them its Ex P. they will find fingers prints around the Chicken Hut and at the Clarion. Tell them he will be weating womens knickers and has put on some weight as of late.

    thank you,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Rover, there was no need to go through your penile pic collection.

    must have being very time consuming for you,
    Westside.
    I've only got the one.

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