Experienced Punter Dead (probably)

[Alec Horan]

seen as the miserable old scrote is now absent for 11 days at this stage i think it probable that he has killed himself in some kinky sex game like yer man david carradine from kung fu.

I reckon the mods should add an R.I.P after his username and retire his handle like they do for baseball stars in the US when they retire.

should we not have a memorial service for him

i would like to propose an epitaph for his gravestone

'worst epitaph ever'

could it really be anything else


p.s. who gets his knicker collection ?

[Mousey]

They're still dredging the river, Alec. Without a corpse he's only missing.

[Doozer]

Ill bet he is hiding in the Ann Summers stockroom having the time of his life with all their knickers

[Mousey]

Either that or the Clarion's rooftop door has swung shut in the wind behind him and he can't get back in

[luther]

Either that or the Clarion's rooftop door has swung shut in the wind behind him and he can't get back in

And bring a cornedbeef sambo with you, he's probably starving by now.............

[Mousey]

That could be dangerous. It's been 11 days - if he's that hungry he'll have eaten off his own cock by now.