For a free blow job.............
Actually I think there's a reason for all this confusion, apart from the first 2 posts being moved...........
Personally, I took the post in jest, I thought he was just joking, but under the old system here, when you clicked the reply button, all the smilies appeared along the right hand side, but now you have to click go advanced to access the smilies which most people don't bother doing now so the rate of smilie use is going down. I'm sure had the smilies been accessable as per the old system, James would probably have thrown in a few
into his post to show it was intended in jest..............