Was in a hotel a few weeks back and got the room number of the girl in question. Got out of the lift and the corridor was clear. No cleaners...good start.
Went to the door and knocked lightly. Just as I did 3 guys walked out of the next door. Rather than looking dodgy I stood my ground, comfortable in the fact that they were young French guys and that even if they did know what I was up to...so what?
Knocked again hoping for a quick entry.
However one of the Frenchies forgot something so went back into their room leaving the others standing outside chatting.
I gently knocked again but still no answer. I thought she might have heard all the voices and was waiting for them to go away. Eventually the little fuckers left and I knocked again.
Waiting there seemed like an eternity. Then....the door opened slowly and a head peered around it.
Well it must have been the uglyist thing I have seen in a long time. Short hair with no paticular style. Puckered face with a big nose and no real way of telling what age. No way was I going in. Then it dawned on me that it was not actually a female. It looked like a guy who had just been woken up!! That is probably because that is exacly what it was....poor sod...no wonder it took 4 knocks!
I appologised and said sorry, wrong room and walked away trying to keep my face straight!