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    Im not a great one for quoting statistics, but I learned recently that each day the average male produces 72 MILLION Spermatozoa in his testes, yes his baby batter could, in theory, impregnate 72 million lucky ladies! (would cost him a fortune on nappies).
    Now at this moment in time theres not much chance of me impregnating any lucky lady, I am currently "In between Girlfriends" (no girlfriend, having nookie with escort girls), my last girlfriend, an anti american, anti george bush headwrecker from Sandyford and I split up a few months ago.
    I recall both of us once passing the Utopia sex shop in Capal street, while in town shopping, and she points out the shop to me saying something about "only perverts going to that place and it should be closed down", to which I said something back to her in total agreement (dispite the fact the I was in there the day before buying magazines- 2 issues of LEG SEX and one JUST 18, total price 20 euro.
    Anyway it was also in that shop that I bought some Poppers before, now poppers, for anybody who may not know, are a liquid inhalent, used by guys to enhance the sexual high during orgasm.
    I first tried it out a couple of years before, testing it out on myself during a wank session, and I liked it very much. On inhaling you feel a rush to your head, and your cock just feels gigantic- leading to a powerfull and intense ejectulation. It also gives a very pervy sensation, I dont know why!
    It had always been a desire of mine to use poppers while with an escort, and in August last year I did!
    I had decided to select a escort with an attractive and pretty face, a blond, in fact a stunning blonde, I wanted to experience a poppers induced climax with a stunning blond! 2 kinks with the one stone, so to speak.
    Even thinking about this back then had me horny, It was just something that I wanted to experience, with the escorts permission of course.
    So I searched the Escort Ireland website for my stunning blond, not many of the sites actually show the faces of the escorts- most of them show arses, tits, hair and so on, but I found a potentially suitable girl, Tereza, a blond czech girl operating from the city center, with a really pretty face, she is still on the site, take a look for yourselfs.
    I checked her reviews, and as I recall apart from one unhappy punter, she seemed to be generally okay, so I called her, she had good clear english, was taking clients, seemed eager for me to visit her, telling me she was going home to Czech girl Land in 2 days time, we agreed on the punt.
    I recall she was based near the fire station in Tara street, because althought I had walked over from my place, (half a mile or so) the traffic and shoppers was awfull, having me running 10 minutes late.
    I had no problem finding her apartment, and she ushered me in, first impression- she was tall, Im 5 9", she was at least 5 10", and slim, photos verified, it was her all right, althought Id say the photos were a year or 2 old, and she still looked stunning. Onwards to the bedroom, and after payment she derobed- WOW model like body, with big tits,she knew she had a good sexy body and enjoyed parading in front of me, she was also very submissive to me and did anything I asked, I enjoyed fondling her arse and fuck hole with baby oil, I really liked the way she wimpered as my cock explored in between her legs, as we just fooled around.
    And so down to my main course, I had put the poppers on the cabinet before the bed, I got on her, missionary style, lightly kissing her lips and cheeks, I loved the way she kept on lightly turning her head from side to side as my lips chased her lips, it felt like a kinky game of kiss chasing! She really was gorgous up close, this felt like GFE to me, I leaned up and reached for my little bottle, and I then inhaled the poppers, I felt the rush to my head, my heart beat took off and my insides felt they were all going down behind my cock, trying to escape out the tip of my penis producing huge pressure on my cock, making it feel huge.
    Absolutely fantastic, and the experience is so intense that it makes you totally self centered, all I felt was her soft pretty face against my cheek, as she kept wimpering in a horny submissive way, and my cock ready to explode, and boy it it did! the huge pressure inside my abdomen litterly squeezed out a hot thick blob of sperm, I let out a loud groan- something I dont usually do, then my cock automattically relaxed - then squeezed out a second spuirt, about 50% the strenght of the first, then about 2 seconds later a third spuirt. about 20% on the richar scale, then I withdrew my cock before squeezing out a fourth and final droplet of baby batter,which Id estimate, was about 10% the strenght of the first contraction, my entire testicles felt turned inside out, about 8 seconds of indiscribable sexual pleasure. Now this may sound funny, but It feels so male, so manly, you really feel your penis between your legs. I was so immersed in my own pleasure of the sequence of hard ejectulations that for a few moments I had forgotten about Tereza! Even thought she was in my arms!
    She looked surprised, in a playfull way, and althought I didnt have the statistic then, I had just squeezed out over 72 million spermatozoa over her shaved pussie and flat tummy.
    I have used poppers more often than not since, try them out yourselfs, I dont think you will regret it.
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Sounds great Dick. How much do poppers cost? are they addictive or legal???

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    Dick is that really your photo you use as an icon?

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    Poppers are fully legal, there are many brands, best one is MANSCENT, thats the one that I recommend, you can get it in Basics Instincts shop in South William Street, cost was 10 euro, when I got mine, must be well over a year now and I still use same bottle, so good value.
    And they are not addictive. But for maximun enjoyment dont overdo their use during a fun session, as with all good things, choclate, fast food and so on, moderation is best.
    I myself am pretty fit, Im into running and bodybuilding, but if you a heavy smoker, overweight, or otherwise not fit, just take it easy with poppers.
    If you have any medical conditions then I would recommend you NOT to use them.

    One thing about Dick Spunk is that he would rather be a live coward (and emptying his balls off to blond hotties) than a dead hero
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Halotestin is good stuff as well.

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    Just remember - NEVER use poppers (amyl nitrite) together with Viagra/ Kamagra or you can end up very dead because blood pressure will drop too low.

    There is even a possible problem if you have taken Viagra/ Kamagra and a previous client has used Poppers in the room.

    BC

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