My first Punt.

[zobaanzoo]

if there was such a thing as a noble prize for pornographic literature, Dick Spunk would be my nominee................where've you been hiding so long maan ? Keep them coming......your stories are simply grrrreat !!

BTW, that reminds me, Patricia was looking for suggestions for the next competition.............should we have a go at this one ------- 'My first sex'..........people may send their own experience (or) those of their friend's (mentioning this clearly at the start).

I am sure it would be a great psychological study of how people end up in their first intercourse........what thoughts they go through, at what age does it usually happen, what circumstances lead to it etc. etc. etc. Unlike last time, we can extend this beyond Irish experiences to get a wider view of sexuality around the world.

Theres certainly a lot to be learnt from such recollections; Besides, they can ONLY be shared freely on a forum like this.

Another suggestion............what about a competition of 'My most unusual sexual experience'.............people should be encouraged to send entries about their real experiences which can, in common parlance, be termed as unusual..........not some straightforward sexual encounter..........something HAS to be away from the beaten track about the story.

The weirdest (but plausible) story can be declared the winner........common sense and wisdom of the judges can decide that.

[RicFlair]

Once upon a time there was a young man that decided to go and visit a "lady of the night". After searching high and low on the internet the young man found an interesting escort site (not this one). There he looked at several profiles of ladys. Ladys that had beautifull pictures of themselves in various states of undress. The young man was rather shocked and attracted at the level of beauty on display. It wasn't what he thought this scene was. But at the same time were the pictures and services advertised the real deal? Well there was only one way to find out.

After a very difficult decision between several girls available the young man chose a Slovakian lady to be his first escort. Nervously the young man called her and made an appointment. On arrival the young man had IN-EXPERIENCED CLIENT written all over his face. He had failed to notice the height of the lady in her profile. She was 6 feet tall and probably the best looking girl he had ever seen before or since. She was amazing. So the young man told her he was new to the scene and was "just trying this out". The Lady was so friendly and accomadating. After leaving the shower the young man discovered the 6 foot Slovakian Goddess spread-out before him on the bed dressed in her birthday suit. What followed was one of the most sensual sexual moments of his life.

Leaving the ladys appartment the young man could see a new dawn approach him. A new begining. I think after that he became... hooked.