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    A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.

    A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

    He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: "We love to fly and it shows." The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world." Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations." The woman looks at him sternly and says "What the f*** do you want?"
    "Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair."

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    I wonder was it

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    It's funny because it's true

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