I have cellulite

[Anya]

sounds like good idea! Have u got one? Let me know l8r...next decade could be usefull, lol:-p

[anon361]

I'd be happy with one that brings me back to last week, I'd get the lotto numbers and all the horse racing winners globally..

[Westsidex]

You need The Diet of Fear Ex P. When you think of it ppl who worry and have lots to fear are generally thin. The diet of Fear can transform you into wearing clothes that you never thought youd wear again ,like nappies. If you need evidence just look at any history book and youll see ,since the dawn of time that ppl with plenty to worry about were thin.

Ex P i am here to offer you the diet of Fear and to transform you into beyond your former fatty self. Here is all it takes,

(1) After you apply i will send you my "Introduction to Fear" booklet.Inside this booklet you will find worrying statistics about you and your families susceptibility to tragedy, disease and violence.This alone should begin the weight loss and knock a few pounds of you.

(2) I write to you explaining that the cost of the first booklet is more than you or anyone else could afford. I will come around at night, your phone will constantly ring but noone will be there.Now your fear and worry are enormous and your starting to look too thin. Of course you see this and worry about it which continues your cycle of weight loss.

(3) I will tell you its all a gimmick to get your money and you could have done it all on your own but its too late. The added stress that you have brought this on yourself and even asked for it ,will make you look like a skeleton. The weight just continues to fall off like Autumn leaves.

(4) If you can sleep which is highly unlikely ,i will come around in the early hours of the morning telling you that you are starving to death.This will send you into the final phase. I will prize the final bit of money you have from your pipecleaner- thin fingers as you reach to your arseless jeans pockets to count your final cents.

You are now thin and free to grace the Catwalks of Paris Ex P assuming that you can grace the outside world during daylight. I know where you live fatty.

Im coming,
Westside.

PS just by reading this post you have applied.

[carlos marvado]

You need The Diet of Fear Ex P. When you think of it ppl who worry and have lots to fear are generally thin. The diet of Fear can transform you into wearing clothes that you never thought youd wear again ,like nappies. If you need evidence just look at any history book and youll see ,since the dawn of time that ppl with plenty to worry about were thin.

Ex P i am here to offer you the diet of Fear and to transform you into beyond your former fatty self. Here is all it takes,

(1) After you apply i will send you my "Introduction to Fear" booklet.Inside this booklet you will find worrying statistics about you and your families susceptibility to tragedy, disease and violence.This alone should begin the weight loss and knock a few pounds of you.

(2) I write to you explaining that the cost of the first booklet is more than you or anyone else could afford. I will come around at night, your phone will constantly ring but noone will be there.Now your fear and worry are enormous and your starting to look too thin. Of course you see this and worry about it which continues your cycle of weight loss.

(3) I will tell you its all a gimmick to get your money and you could have done it all on your own but its too late. The added stress that you have brought this on yourself and even asked for it ,will make you look like a skeleton. The weight just continues to fall off like Autumn leaves.

(4) If you can sleep which is highly unlikely ,i will come around in the early hours of the morning telling you that you are starving to death.This will send you into the final phase. I will prize the final bit of money you have from your pipecleaner- thin fingers as you reach to your arseless jeans pockets to count your final cents.

You are now thin and free to grace the Catwalks of Paris Ex P assuming that you can grace the outside world during daylight. I know where you live fatty.

Im coming,
Westside.

PS just by reading this post you have applied.

Leave him enough money for the undertaker Westie.

[Westsidex]

Leave him enough money for the undertaker Westie.

they can bury him in all of his stolen knickers.

No christian burial,
Westside.

[Epsilon]

As I was drying my shapely white arse after my shower I noticed it I've put on a gut lately maybe being overweight caused it my sister used have a problem with it too maybe its genetic is there any way exercise cream etc that will make it go away, I have cellulite I'm devastated...

Careful Ex-P... you dont want it to get out of control......

[Doozer]

As I was drying my shapely white arse after my shower I noticed it I've put on a gut lately maybe being overweight caused it my sister used have a problem with it too maybe its genetic is there any way exercise cream etc that will make it go away, I have cellulite I'm devastated...

Im not surprised with your constant chicken hut/Donkey Fords/Luigies food. Sure your Posh Ex P just hire a personal trainer

[Doozer]

Ex P's next trip to the chipper

[experienced punter]

I suppose the batter sausages/batter burger will have to be the first to go the large curry chip will have to be a small chip goodbye to Hawaian Burgers Mars/Snickers Ice Creams will have to go too, the 4 slices of corned beef will have to be 2 in my sambo brown bread from now on my party pack of little Moros are nomore, cheerio to jam doughnuts chocolate cake cheesecake chocolate kimberley chocolate eclairs too, no easter egg either this year I'm a new man....

[Westsidex]

I suppose the batter sausages/batter burger will have to be the first to go the large curry chip will have to be a small chip goodbye to Hawaian Burgers Mars/Snickers Ice Creams will have to go too, the 4 slices of corned beef will have to be 2 in my sambo brown bread from now on my party pack of little Moros are nomore, cheerio to jam doughnuts chocolate cake cheesecake chocolate kimberley chocolate eclairs too, no easter egg either this year I'm a new man....

Look make the most of it. When it spirils out of control we can put your name forward for the new Michelin man.

eat your way out of this recession,
Westside.