Originally Posted by
Westsidex
You need The Diet of Fear Ex P. When you think of it ppl who worry and have lots to fear are generally thin. The diet of Fear can transform you into wearing clothes that you never thought youd wear again ,like nappies. If you need evidence just look at any history book and youll see ,since the dawn of time that ppl with plenty to worry about were thin.
Ex P i am here to offer you the diet of Fear and to transform you into beyond your former fatty self. Here is all it takes,
(1) After you apply i will send you my "Introduction to Fear" booklet.Inside this booklet you will find worrying statistics about you and your families susceptibility to tragedy, disease and violence.This alone should begin the weight loss and knock a few pounds of you.
(2) I write to you explaining that the cost of the first booklet is more than you or anyone else could afford. I will come around at night, your phone will constantly ring but noone will be there.Now your fear and worry are enormous and your starting to look too thin. Of course you see this and worry about it which continues your cycle of weight loss.
(3) I will tell you its all a gimmick to get your money and you could have done it all on your own but its too late. The added stress that you have brought this on yourself and even asked for it ,will make you look like a skeleton. The weight just continues to fall off like Autumn leaves.
(4) If you can sleep which is highly unlikely ,i will come around in the early hours of the morning telling you that you are starving to death.This will send you into the final phase. I will prize the final bit of money you have from your pipecleaner- thin fingers as you reach to your arseless jeans pockets to count your final cents.
You are now thin and free to grace the Catwalks of Paris Ex P assuming that you can grace the outside world during daylight. I know where you live fatty.
Im coming,
Westside.
PS just by reading this post you have applied.