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    Exclamation A very important message for everyone

    Dont buy a Spar firelog.

    they dont fuckin light,
    Westside.

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    Convert to oil, you inner city knack

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Convert to oil, you inner city knack
    i have oil but dont bother using it. I prefer an open fire as long as im around to watch it.

    you tattood rodent,
    Westside.

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    Yeah, it'd be:

    "Do you smell burning rubber?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    mousie just think of having sensual sex by the fire my skin glowing and you licking me all over

    mmmm i need a fire
    Now what has this got to do with spar firelogs?

    ill kick you all over,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Dont buy a Spar firelog.

    they dont fuckin light,
    Westside.
    Heres a tip.
    With a poker or something similar gouge a small hole in the top of the firelog then place a piece of paper in the hole and light it.This should do the trick.

    Coming soon:
    How to Correctly Use a Teabag.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Default Nope thats the smell of burning fur

    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Yeah, it'd be:

    "Do you smell burning rubber?"

    Humpty Dumpty was pushed,
    Westside.

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    Default Should work ok

    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Heres a tip.
    With a poker or something similar gouge a small hole in the top of the firelog then place a piece of paper in the hole and light it.This should do the trick.

    Coming soon:
    How to Correctly Use a Teabag.


    Thanks for the tip,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    dam mousie how the hell did your cock catch fire
    I'm hot


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post


    Thanks for the tip,
    Westside.
    Glad to be of help
    The Truth is out there.

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