new review idea

[carlos marvado]

Luther
"no need for the maths"
Carlos
"you might as well shove a carrot up your arse in an attempt to analyse how it tastes"
Highwayman
"it would not be for me. i rather use biological methods"
QPH
"put down the slide rule and take a deep breath lads"

Pure literary genius. I am indeed both humbled and greatly honoured that my quotation has found it's way amongst the company of such august thespians. No doubt these few words will find a hallowed place within the archives of this great site.....I might even amend my signature to make room for the carrot up the arse.

"attacked" was strong word i should have said question or oppose.
although carlos did incite we should insert carrots in your anus?

Indeed "attack" was a bit strong and "incite" was also the wrong word.........I was inviting the membership to insert a carrot in said orifice to test the theory that one can get a sense of taste from so doing. However, I would recommend the pine fresh butt plug over the carrot. The carrot should be a suppository of last resort when something larger cannot be found. Don't knock it until you've tried it old boy.

Q.E.D.

Here, you can get yourself banned for spouting foreign shite around here.