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    If Bear Grylls got hold of an escort, would he shag her or would he eat her?

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    if it was in the wilderness and he was trying to survive then he would eat her, if he was in his hotel room after a good steak dinner and some wine he would definitely eat her , either way she'd get eaten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    If Bear Grylls got hold of an escort, would he shag her or would he eat her?


    He's man is'nt he ...shag her !

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    He'd probably dance a jig as if he came across an Escort in the bush (sorry) then he'd know he can't be to far from a hotel as they do seem to be the natural habitat of these elusive wild creatures of the night. (or between 10am - 10pm give or take)

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    Default Such a disrespectful question Sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    If Bear Grylls got hold of an escort, would he shag her or would he eat her?

    Dear God please have some respect for the man and his family.
    He is married with three sons. JESSE, MARMADUKE and HUCKLEBERRY .
    " Shagging" Escorts is not something he would wish to be associated with I am sure.Tut tut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by father.ted View Post
    " Shagging" Escorts is not something he would wish to be associated with I am sure.Tut tut.
    So I take from that Father that the Vatican is taking the position that he should eat her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    So I take from that Father that the Vatican is taking the position that he should eat her?
    Well from the Apolistic viewpoint , rigorous Cunnilingus is a mild form of Cannibalism.
    And I suppose one womans "meat" is another mans "poison".
    So chew on that Mr.Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by father.ted View Post
    Well from the Apolistic viewpoint , rigorous Cunnilingus is a mild form of Cannibalism.
    And I suppose one womans "meat" is another mans "poison".
    So chew on that Mr.Q
    What's Doogle's thinking on this?

    I know what Jacks would be.... he likes his liquor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    What's Doogle's thinking on this?

    I know what Jacks would be.... he likes his liquor
    Well Father Dougal McGuire is still in a state of shell-shock since his unfortunate drunken encounter with Mrs.Doyle , she is a life long follower of Hirsutism.You can well imagine !
    Have you never wondered why he is constantly at picking his teeth , --- let me tell you it isnt foodbits.

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    In this topsy turvy world its good to know things are still as "normal" as ever in the Craggy Island parochial house.

    Hope the boys from NAMA have not got wind of that money "resting" in your account...

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