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    Quote Originally Posted by starviewadam View Post
    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!
    Somebody else asked this question a few months back.
    I will try to find the thread about it.
    The Truth is out there.

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    All he needs now is the theme to Mission impossible as his ringtone and he's all set...

    Poor crater...

    Buy a suit and briefcase

    Look natural but not to laid back

    Case the joint days before so know which way to turn

    Take note of where the cameras are

    Talk quietly on the phone but not like a spy from a bad movie

    Walk with purpose like you are there longer then the Major in Fawlty towers.

    Make sure the briefcase is more secure then the nuclear launch codes in case the 10 inch strap on you brought along falls with a resounding thud in the middle of the lobby.

    Knock on the door and say "hi hon" if staff around even though you are kitted out like and assumed the manner and aire of Donald Trump at a power breakfast.

    Jesus would it not be worth it for his nerves alone to book a room himself and let her come to him?

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    You could always ask her to throw a rope ladder out her window to gain entry.

    But seriously just do what you would normally do when you stay in a hotel.(And no I don't mean go to free bar and get pissed )
    Just walk in get in lift and go to the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    All he needs now is the theme to Mission impossible as his ringtone and he's all set...

    Poor crater...

    Buy a suit and briefcase

    Look natural but not to laid back

    Case the joint days before so know which way to turn

    Take note of where the cameras are

    Talk quietly on the phone but not like a spy from a bad movie

    Walk with purpose like you are there longer then the Major in Fawlty towers.

    Make sure the briefcase is more secure then the nuclear launch codes in case the 10 inch strap on you brought along falls with a resounding thud in the middle of the lobby.

    Knock on the door and say "hi hon" if staff around even though you are kitted out like and assumed the manner and aire of Donald Trump at a power breakfast.

    Jesus would it not be worth it for his nerves alone to book a room himself and let her come to him?
    In fairness I was very nervous the first time I had a hotel appointment but all I can say is that provided he doesnt act in a manner that will draw attention to himself he will not have any problems.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Roleplay..get her to meet u at the bar for a drink n then carry on upstairs!!

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    It's handy enough. Just ring the escort before you get there and ask her exactly where the lifts are in relation to the front door. Have the floor and room number sorted before you enter the hotel and just act like you should be there. Do not start looking around you or drawing attention to yourself and you should be grand. Hotel staff normally couldn't give a monkeys who's who unless your acting like a loon.

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    Thumbs up

    Or ....hopefully the escort will send you a text message with clear instructions which will bring you straight to her ... worries over

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    Quote Originally Posted by starviewadam View Post
    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!
    being nervous thats normal i use to be the same the best thing to do in future is to show up early lets say 30minutes or so then go have a drink in the bar or a coffee bring a news paper with you it works a treat i have said this before get her to text you the room number then as cool as you like go to the room and have fun and i bet the next time you will say jesus dirty harry was right best of luck amigo

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    thanks for the link, boy

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