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    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by starviewadam View Post
    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!
    Go early, have a coffee and a look around like any other traveller. It is best to wear a suit and carry a briefcase or newspaper. There is absolutely no need to be nervous. There are always lots of business types staying and meeting people in the hotel. There will be others on their own waiting for someone. The staff will have no interest in you unless you start to act like some dangerous idiot. There is no problem to use your phone, everyone else will be using theirs but be careful about what you say out loud. It will not take you long to realise that you are not attracting attention and you will be able to relax.
    When the time comes, walk casually to the elevator as you would in any hotel that you have stayed in. The escort will have given you the floor and room number but it is also handy to know which way to turn when you leave the lift. If I come to the door and there are staff close by, I knock and say loudly 'its me luv'. Remember, it is all business for the hotel. In these times they need any kind of business that they can get.
    Last edited by adogwithabone; 05-03-10 at 01:24.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starviewadam View Post
    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!
    do I ask the person on reception or what?
    come on man, ahave you been down a head shop or what? why dont you call ahead and get reception to go get the girl to dress up real pretty and even better run the bath for you, christ above!

    if you really are that worried i suggest a disguise, trilby hat, shades, scarf, possibly you could wear a trenchcaot, and walk with a pronounced limp or better still bring your neighbours white lab!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adogwithabone View Post
    Go early, have a coffee and a look around like any other traveller. It is best to wear a suit and carry a briefcase or newspaper. There is absolutely no need to be nervous. There are always lots of business types staying and meeting people in the hotel. There will be others on their own waiting for someone. The staff will have no interest in you unless you start to act like some dangerous idiot. There is no problem to use your phone, everyone else will be using theirs but be careful about what you say out loud. It will not take you long to realise that you are not attracting attention and you will be able to relax.
    When the time comes, walk casually to the elevator as you would in any hotel that you have stayed in. The escort will have given you the floor and room number but it is also handy to know which way to turn when you leave the lift. If I come to the door and there are staff close by, I knock and say loudly 'its me luv'. Remember, it is all business for the hotel. In these times they need any kind of business that they can get.
    ......yeh and don't forget to smile nicely in case there are any hidden security cameras monitoring your progress to room 911 on the 9th floor (it is the Clarion after all). A good clear shot of your mug will also greatly assist the Gardai when they feature you on Crime Watch.

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    And remember to get dressed again after the appointment. Walking naked back out through the lobby could be construed as suspicious.

    As for bringing a briefcase, make sure the clasp is secure so that all your sex-toys and lotions don't tumble out in front of the staff at reception.



    Seriously though, don't worry. Have a drink in the bar before the appointed time and it will all be fine.

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    And whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT repeat the room number out loud when the escort gives it to you. Try to lift your brains from between your legs, for just a minute, and focus on what she is saying so you can get to the room and not attract any unnecessary attention to yourself. Wondering aimlessly down the halls of the wrong floor banging on strange doors is not a good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by starviewadam View Post
    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!
    Dont worry Hotel staff may not even think your a punter. They may just think your an Israeli hit man traveling under a false irish passport concealing a large gun down your trousers and call the guards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilkennyguy View Post
    Dont worry Hotel staff may not even think your a punter. They may just think your an Israeli hit man traveling under a false irish passport concealing a large gun down your trousers and call the guards.
    Wear baggy trousers so your weapon isn't obvious.

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    just act casual, head to the lift and off you go, when your exiting it will be later in the day so more folks dropping in for lunch and meetings etc, just act cool and be cool and you'll be cool.

    enjoy
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    Quote Originally Posted by starviewadam View Post
    Hi all,

    I have booked a session with a escort in her hotel in west dublin tomorrow morning,I'm fairly new to punting and this is the first time i'm visiting a girl in her hotel and I'm a bit nervous.

    When I go into the hotel reception do I just walk straight up to her room or do I ask the person on reception or what?and what if somebody asks me what I'm doing there?if I say that I'm visiting a relative will that be ok or will the staff sus what I'm up to?!!

    As you may have guessed,I dont frequent hotels much so am not sure what the do's and dont's are as far as punting goes,any advice would be greatly appreciated!
    Just tell them to mind their own fucking business and that they should be glad in these recessionary times to have someone frequent their hotel.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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