... you were on your way to meet an escort, 2 minutes away from the rendevouz point, and you unexpectedly bumped into your mother on the street?
(Obviously this is only aimed at punters whose mums have not passed on)
... you were on your way to meet an escort, 2 minutes away from the rendevouz point, and you unexpectedly bumped into your mother on the street?
(Obviously this is only aimed at punters whose mums have not passed on)
id say "Hello Mammy ,i thought you were dead?".
Sincerely,
Westside.