Escorting/Gardening/Life

[Thoreau]

And now for something completely different! I am spending a lot of time on my large patio garden, built up over many years (like escorting) and recently pondering the analogy between the 3 items in the title heading. Flowers/plants, be they annual or perennial just keep amazing me by their beauty and presence that they bring to me and very much like following the escorts/ladies, either in person or just noticing their presence on the Forum with their reviews and contributions aka IrishJenny/IrishSarraBarra/Dieve/Michelle etc. They are countless "topics" which cover all aspects of Escorting/Life in general on the EI Forum, which to a certain extent can be related to my passion of gardening.

Difficult to know where to start, but I'll begin with the perennials (plants/flowers) who never cease to amaze me by their continued presence, like most of the escorts who seem to grow with grace over time and never loose their impact - I'm not one for naming these plants/flowers, unlike the escorts who I never forget, who have impacted my "sad" life and no doubt has saved my sanity/mental health in my dotage. They all, under the title (mostly) bring great joy and happiness and I try to introduce new plants/flowers/escorts and "experiment" from time to time and invariably have never been let down, as my reviews verify. Fair to say that I have my favourites, who stand out by my continuing visits and sadly, some escorts, like my plants/flowers can fade away for whatever reason, such as Keyla, who was very dear to my heart in more ways than one - realise I should not make this comparison with her, but I hope you'll appreciate the correlation and no doubt I'll be slated for this!!!

As for the "Threads" covering many varied topics such as "hygiene" recently, then as far as the garden is concerned, I can only think of "slugs" who are a nightmare for all manner of reasons and I'm sure some of the escorts could relate to any client turning up like a "slug" with shitty arses and leaving a slime on their manhood - enough said!! "Respect" always seems to crop up now and again and like my garden, if you treat the escorts accordingly, the results can be spectacular and I'd like to think I have achieved this. "Nationality" in all its' form is a tricky one and discussed recently - personally, I don't really have a problem where the flowers/escorts originate from, as long as they are radiant in sunshine or rain and again bring JOY.

I will finish off for now as I've been accused (rightly) of rattling on excessively, so even if you're not a gardener or a "punter" but who appreciates the finer necessaties of life, then, with a bit of imagination and deviation, am sure of some useful contributions (and "slanging" of course) in more ways than one - and of course - what the escorts/ladies have to say of us!! Finally, like the very successful "Thread" of what song/music sums you up, in the present sense, then I'd be very interested to know of your favourite plant/flower in relation to escort/ladies and vice versa!!! My all time favourite flower is the "Marigold" which blooms in orange/yellow from May to November, which attracts ladybugs and other predatory insects, who protect other plants/flowers - and quite beautiful to behold. Thank you.