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    Quote Originally Posted by PSZEBRA View Post
    Hahaha I am definitely not over weight and i don't eat breakfast rolls at all.

    It was just so hot in the room. As per review, this was high paced, frantic, relentless nonstop hour.

    The sweat was rolling off me, you would swear someone had poured a bucket of water over my head.

    I was the only one who noticed as I changed position. Kenzy said nothing about it.

    Just one of those great hours. I blame the deodorant haha.

    IT LET ME DOWN haha.
    Don’t get bogged down in the details. I’m not suggesting you’re a fat bastard but I am suggesting that what you consume affects how and when you smell.

    You could write a strongly worded email to the manufacturer of the deodorant product with a link to this thread and your review of Kenzy.
    "Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSZEBRA View Post
    I am going to go through my routine every time I go and see an escort and show you how a retard can present himself immaculately to an escort.
    If meeting is booked for 12pm like yesterday these will be my steps.
    10.30am shave face, pubic area and balls.
    Then I will take a shower and clean myself from head to toe.
    Brush my teeth and mouthwash as well.
    Start to get dressed in fresh clean clothes, with deodorant on.
    This will bring me upto around 11am.
    The reason for this timing is, I am not sitting around in the house getting sweaty arse or balls.
    Leave to go city at 11am takes me 40 - 50 minutes to get to the city.
    I have 3 - 4 high end perfume bottles and a travel size mouthwash bottle in the door compartment.
    Once I have arrived and texted the girl saying I am parked up and let me know when you are ready.
    Once I get this text. I will spray myself with whatever perfume feels my mood around my neck and clothes. I will also take a mouthful of the mouthwash and gargle it while walking to the apartment and then spit it out.
    So when the girl opens the door I am immaculately hygienic and they always compliment me on how fabulous I smell. No need to take a shower when I get there.
    So this is how a retard with countless hygiene positive review replies gets so much great feedback.
    All the above is the minimum of what is expected from me to go and visit a girl.
    Now I am going to start off on step number one. As I have an escort date at 12pm.
    If your unsure of the above, pm this retard and I will go through it with you again.
    Lots of love PSZEBRA ❤️
    Quote Originally Posted by EscortInspector View Post
    Just read your latest review for Kenzy. I noticed that you mentioned that you smelled like BO during coitus. Perhaps diet should also be considered as an extension of one’s hygiene regime. Lay off the breakfast rolls on Fridays and eliminate drugs and alcohol altogether. Just a thought.

    LOL ❤️������������


    Quote Originally Posted by EscortInspector View Post
    Don’t get bogged down in the details. I’m not suggesting you’re a fat bastard but I am suggesting that what you consume affects how and when you smell.

    You could write a strongly worded email to the manufacturer of the deodorant product with a link to this thread and your review of Kenzy.
    at least he is admitting he is a retard, the first step read that review yesterday, made me chuckle. other one is how does one get a sweaty arse or balls sitting around the house not normal agree 100% hygiene starts with diet + reg. exercise

    seems he has a relatively "standard/normal" hygiene regime, if he could work on his humility, IQ, set some boundaries, stop the need to feel praised/self-praise/get ego petted he might be considered a "standard/normal" client all gone out the window for him now


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    Last edited by BarryD; 26-05-24 at 12:00.

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