Hygiene! 🫣

[WellDressed]

Roger is Irish maybe and he feels offended by this thread.

No seriously i think Roger is not here anymore and there is no admin for now.

I messaged him to sticky this, he replied saying that a separate factual thread, without the personal experiences, about the importance of hygiene would be stickied but he said that it will need to be approved buy providers.

There is a few templates there, it is a starting point for you all. If you come up with something that's agreeable to you all and post it he will sticky it. But it's not going to be without all of your approval.

As I said it might help, might not but at least you know it'll be the first thing anyone sees when reading the forum.

[rockonallnite]

Roger is Irish maybe and he feels offended by this thread.

No seriously i think Roger is not here anymore and there is no admin for now.

BINGO!!!!!!!!, I nominate you, for post of the month award...No, wait....there is no one to run the competition...

And, BTW, I think Roger is Not Irish...

[64west]

Roger is Irish maybe and he feels offended by this thread.

No seriously i think Roger is not here anymore and there is no admin for now.

The job is open for you Michelle. I think you can get this place in good shape.
If they are offering admins good compensation which I just assume they do.

[WellDressed]

This quote is for the guy that mentioned why bidets are not common here...(bluefella)






Welldress, I posted the above post 12 pages ago...copied from the blog here:
https://www.escort-ireland.com/blog/...-so-important/

Please tell Roger to make those a sticky post...Rodger,Rodger, do you Rodger that?
I sound like a broken radio...

PM him, he should respond, took a few hours to come back to me but he did in fairness.

[bananabox999]

Whats wrong with nivea?? I guess im filthy then

[bananabox999]

Roger also appears to be real he has been in contact.

[Barney Rubble]

Roger also appears to be real he has been in contact.

Maybe he's the alien on Family Guy ?

Sorry, wrong show. American Dad I meant !

[oddball]

I think a picture is worth a thousand words for the sticky


Towel left after him by a punter. By no means is this a rare occurrence. For fuck's sake lads this isn't good.

Bring a washcloth with you, lather it up well and get it right up there, rinse repeat, rinse repeat, scrub a dub for the love of jaysis.

I can only hope (though I fear in vain or you would not be posting it) that is fake tan....

[Bridgittee]

For guys who have read this far and still need tips. Here's a step-by-step. (And ladies, I have a bone to pick with you too)

1. Turn the shower head to its most powerful setting.

2. Pop a squat in the shower. This will give you the most surface area to clean.

3. Rinse that arse, thoroughly. Don't be afraid of the sensation of the powerful jet of water going up your hole. It doesn't make you any less of a man.

4. Lather up and clean that arse, thoroughly. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

5. It's Ireland, most of us have a foreskin, be proud of it. You weren't mutilated at birth. But it does need cleaning. Pull it back and wash away all the debris/gunk. Use sensitive soaps/gels.

6. Wash your balls too and the undercarriage.

7. The rest of the cleaning should be straightforward. Armpits, your neck, behind the ears, in the ears, feet, everything else.

8. Take your time. The lady isn't going to leave.

And ladies, how about you invest in some decent toiletries? Instead of being cheap and getting whatever Lynx shower gel is on clubcard offer in Tesco, go to Lush (A store in Cork and 2 in Dublin or you can buy online but going in the store is more fun) and buy a bottle of whatever shower gel smells the most appealing to you (Sticky Dates is lovely). The bottles are small, medium and large and range from €9 to €30. It will last a long time.

I always bring my own small bottle of Sticky Dates because I'm tired of seeing cheap Lynx and cheap Nivea on the shower stall.

I used to love lush, i even used to go in stephen day in belfast cause of the sale buttt they gave me a very bad thrush from the strong perfume they are using so now im using only odourless gel for my strawberry and for clients i buy sanex or l oreal men

[PSZEBRA]

Dear clients,

Believe me iam embarassed to make this thread… but here we are…

I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…

More and more often iam asking about returning to bathroom.

Most of you don’t know how to clean yourself in the most important part. Congratulations if you know you have to pull up your foreskin. Well done also if you wash your bottom or balls. Now we are only in half of clients who know how to do this part properly.

Why most of you wash yourself like a kitty cat? You should wash all your body with shower gel and hot water. All body! I repeat all body!

I love a beard! How many of you clean it?

How many of you clean your teeths before appoitment or use cheving gum? How many of you use mouthwash?

Should we teach you how to do it?

Iam embarassed again!!!

I am the most hygienic and fragrant client on this site. Just read my replies on my reviews.