Hygiene! 🫣

[JennyIrish]

Disgusting I know, but the towel issue I think is related to poor toilet hygiene. How many people these days use wet wipes? Failure to properly clean on a daily basis isn’t going to be fixed by a quick shower at the escort’s apartment.

I work with an elderly man who has serious hygiene issues and I guarantee you he doesn’t even know what wet wipes are.

There’s no excuse for poor hygiene with all the products now available that were simply not in existence when I was younger.

Ever since I was a teenager I detest loo roll, it's just not fit for purpose!!!!!!

If you got poo on your hand would you use some dry thin paper to wipe it off??? Hell no, you would scrub!!!

I used to always use baby wipes until I learned better, andrex wet wipes nowadays!!! Same for the front, you wont catch me with bits of loo roll stuck there!!!

Ugh, again, another horror story from my early days, I could be giving head to a guy who had showered and yet still smell sh!t from his ass!!!!!! Ughhhhhhhhhh

Is it any wonder my phsycatrist Bills are so high?

[WellDressed]

Ugh, again, another horror story from my early days, I could be giving head to a guy who had showered and yet still smell sh!t from his ass!!!!!! Ughhhhhhhhhh

Sweet jesus

I think that's enough internet for today

[AmorInfinito8]

Ever since I was a teenager I detest loo roll, it's just not fit for purpose!!!!!!

If you got poo on your hand would you use some dry thin paper to wipe it off??? Hell no, you would scrub!!!

I used to always use baby wipes until I learned better, andrex wet wipes nowadays!!! Same for the front, you wont catch me with bits of loo roll stuck there!!!

Ugh, again, another horror story from my early days, I could be giving head to a guy who had showered and yet still smell sh!t from his ass!!!!!! Ughhhhhhhhhh

Is it any wonder my phsycatrist Bills are so high?

Sounds like a load of Dingle Berries 🍒🍒



Best way to avoid is not to give them anything to hang from 🍒 🍒

Hair!!

[oddball]

Ever since I was a teenager I detest loo roll, it's just not fit for purpose!!!!!!

If you got poo on your hand would you use some dry thin paper to wipe it off??? Hell no, you would scrub!!!

I used to always use baby wipes until I learned better, andrex wet wipes nowadays!!! Same for the front, you wont catch me with bits of loo roll stuck there!!!

Ugh, again, another horror story from my early days, I could be giving head to a guy who had showered and yet still smell sh!t from his ass!!!!!! Ughhhhhhhhhh

Is it any wonder my phsycatrist Bills are so high?

Romans used to use a sponge on a stick as far as I'm aware. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium
As for psychiatrist Bill, tell him to only get high on his own time and not while you're in a session with him.

[oddball]

And ladies, how about you invest in some decent toiletries? Instead of being cheap and getting whatever Lynx shower gel is on clubcard offer in Tesco, go to Lush (A store in Cork and 2 in Dublin or you can buy online but going in the store is more fun) and buy a bottle of whatever shower gel smells the most appealing to you (Sticky Dates is lovely). The bottles are small, medium and large and range from €9 to €30. It will last a long time.

I always bring my own small bottle of Sticky Dates because I'm tired of seeing cheap Lynx and cheap Nivea on the shower stall.

Please! Not Lush! I have to up my pace to even walk past those stored the smell is so overpowering.
Are you sure it's not called "Stinky Dates" being from there?!?
Poor staff must all have anosmia.

[BlueFella]

Romans used to use a sponge on a stick as far as I'm aware. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium
As for psychiatrist Bill, tell him to only get high on his own time and not while you're in a session with him.

I think we can do better than a 2,000 year old communal anal cleaning stick.

I wish bidets were common here , much more civilised. Or better yet, those Japanese toilets that wash and dry you.

[WellDressed]

I messaged Roger and he said that having a sticky thread separate factual only thread from this is a good idea.

He asked that providers have input and sign off on anything that is posted.

I made a template, if anyone wishes to change it and use it as a starting point they can.

Pre-sex hygiene for males:

Shower thoroughly: Start by cleansing your entire body with soap and water. Pay attention to areas like armpits, groin, and feet, where sweat and bacteria tend to accumulate.

Clean your intimate areas: Use soap to cleanse the genital area, including the penis, scrotum, and anus. Rinse thoroughly to remove all soap residue.

Trim or shave if desired: Some people prefer to trim or shave their pubic hair for hygiene or aesthetic reasons. If you choose to do so, make sure to use proper grooming tools and techniques to avoid irritation or cuts.

Focus on odor control: Use deodorant or antiperspirant to keep body odor in check, especially in areas prone to sweating.

Oral hygiene: Brush your teeth and use mouthwash to ensure fresh breath. Flossing can also help remove food particles and prevent bad breath.

Importance of cleaning intimate areas:

Prevents odor: Proper hygiene in the genital area helps prevent unpleasant odors caused by sweat and bacteria buildup.
Reduces risk of infection: Keeping the genital area clean reduces the risk of infections such as yeast infections, urinary tract infections, and sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
Enhances comfort: Clean genitals feel more comfortable during sexual activity, promoting a more enjoyable experience for both partners.
Shows respect for partner: Taking care of personal hygiene demonstrates respect for your partner and their well-being, making the sexual encounter more enjoyable and satisfying for both parties.

[MidlifeCrisis]

I messaged Roger and he said that having a sticky thread separate factual only thread from this is a good idea.

Shall we call it the icky thread?

[WellDressed]

Shall we call it the icky thread?

The "wash your fucking balls" thread might be eye catching