Hygiene! 🫣

[IrishSarahBarra]

You could be like one of those air hostesses and hand them out with giant tweezers.

Oh suit you sir, two wipes sir, you have a dirty bum.

[WellDressed]

Oh suit you sir, two wipes sir, you have a dirty bum.

and at the end of the flight 'left a bag of urine on the floor'.

On one flight though, a passenger took it up a notch, stopping me with his index finger as I attempted to collect used towels. He wipes his armpits thoroughly with the towel and hands it to me with two fingers, clearly disgusted with himself.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dai...sed-cabin.html

I wouldn't go starting the new career just yet.....

I am slowly being to realise that people are just disgusting in general.

[Barney Rubble]

A few years back I heard of a lorry driver who got wet wipes to "freshen up" during a long journey.

A few miles down the road though he felt like his armpits and balls were on fire.

Turns out the wet wipes were actually Domestos wipes.

[WellDressed]

A few years back I heard of a lorry driver who got wet wipes to "freshen up" during a long journey.

A few miles down the road though he felt like his armpits and balls were on fire.

Turns out the wet wipes were actually Domestos wipes.

Knew some rocket scientist that decided to use deep heat for lube years ago for a session of self love, on purpose might I add.

Then he complained to everyone about the results. I must say that he wasn't the brightest spark, always doing weird shit.

[Palatine]

Well this thread has thoroughly cured me of the horn this morning.

[oddball]

Knew some rocket scientist that decided to use deep heat for lube years ago for a session of self love, on purpose might I add.

Then he complained to everyone about the results. I must say that he wasn't the brightest spark, always doing weird shit.

Yup, remember on that show 'When Sex Goes Wrong', that I mentioned in the breastfeeding thread, there was a couple who tried Vicks Vaporub for lube as they figured it would be like vaseline.
Both ended up with nasty burns in their intimate areas.... For effect the show decided to show a sausage being fried at that point in the tale.

I suspect there's a lot of accuracy to the joke in 'The Good Place' about us humans and "weird sex things":