Hygiene! 🫣

[rockonallnite]

You have 5 stars clean - polite - respectful client recommendation.

Jess, was it you that few years ago started the "star rated system" in the private escort forum?

[Harry68]

Fair play on the workouts, but stay away from the sunbeds, dude. Melanoma factories. Nothing is worth that risk.

100 per cent. You’re sending a bad present to future you.

[AmorInfinito8]

Fair play on the workouts, but stay away from the sunbeds, dude. Melanoma factories. Nothing is worth that risk.

100 per cent. You’re sending a bad present to future you.

Ah I've considered the risks
I won't go overboard with it just enough that girls think I'm a foreigner and not Irish 🫣

I'm claiming my Italian heritage from here on in!!

Couldn't help myself sorry 😄😆😂

S scolded me for the sunbeds last year
but I'm only doing a couple of sessions a week over the summer not like we're going to see the sunshine this week

I weighed myself and calculated my BMI last week and it came out a few pounds over weight so I've been eating only protein for a week and lost half a stone 😲
I didn't need to lose so much but with that and exercise I'll be as fit as a fiddle in no time

Guys I'm sure it goes without saying we need to put in the effort with every aspect of hygiene and health in our lives
(Maybe not so healthy with the sunbeds though)

Healthy clean body Healthy dirty mind

[jessicabp]

Jess, was it you that few years ago started the "star rated system" in the private escort forum?

I started it before the Covid on the Twitter. Nothing was secret.

[Palatine]

Ah I've considered the risks
I won't go overboard with it just enough that girls think I'm a foreigner and not Irish 🫣

For that all you have to do is take your shoes off inside the door and scrub your arsehole well.

Seriously though. You share a link here fundraising for someone else's treatment. Don't have anyone else need to do that for you I have direct experience here. Having even an <1mm melanoma means you won't be getting any life insurance for many years and if you need it for a mortgage, you ain't getting that mortgage either. And that's the best possible outcome.

If you dodge the melanoma bullet altogether, 2040 AI8 isn't gonna thank you for the liver spots.

[AmorInfinito8]

sometimes I see escort Ireland put there own stories up on home page about certain things. if u want Irish gents to start thinking about there own hygiene a little more maybe ask escort Ireland to put up a story a few times a day about it. doesn't have to be judgemental it can be light tone.

not sure if its good idea but it will attract so many more eye balls than a sticky'd thread. rigt now theres 1062 ppl online but only 98 members. probably 95% of those ppl are on the homepage looking at profiles/stories. there not looking at the forum

I think this is a Great suggestion

I've always Invisioned meeting a girl for the first time as similar to a blind date

Some might find that ridiculous but I believe there are many similarities

A Blog on the main page for Newbies to give pointers on how they should approach meeting girls might solve some of these issues

Hygiene, Respect Etc

Although if their Mummy's haven't taught them how to clean properly
Well maybe there's just no hope for them!!

[Irelandbeautyyy]

Nobody mentions countermeasures.

What's your company policy?

Do you ban them from your shop (sorry Michelle, I had to �� ) after the session, or after the second/third strike, send them home without finishing the session, clean them like a baby, or quietly put up with it and explode on the forum instead? ��

What do y'all do?

Dieve i was wondering all day if i should reply or not. But unfortunatelly i feel i should even i can make another drama. I just think your interest wasn’t to discuss how ladies solve that situation as you clearly didn’t react to Jenny even she asked you.

You just wanted to say a biting note if all what i can do is exploding on the forum instead of other solution. Iam quite shocked If it’s your only reaction about this. I thought if you are rimming master you should have something more what to say.

But i understand bussines is bussines. Keep your energy to spamming clients about your reviews or bothering them why they took off some star. Or you can sending more Pm’s about last EOTM competition. That’s all what i can say. Maybe you don’t know but there is another uk forum where clients share honest experience with you.

I always say iam a mirror. Iam not sorry.

[JMastodon]

What? What? What?

I really have to react. What kind of excuses are some of you finding?

There is not possible to clean your ass in the shower after using toilet paper? I repeat again what the hell?

Maybe it’s important to use your hands to do it. Apply shower gel and clean it by your hand with hot water. Iťs really do nothing if you put just water on your skin.

One of you have not strong shower, other one has not wet wipes.

The picture which was uploaded is just one small example. Thanks Jess.

What the hell is it!!!!! Iam absolutely disgusting! I was trying my best to be nice untill this moment. Iťs not normal. There is no excuse you have unclean bottom or penis! And what about rest of your body? It’s another story as most of you really put just the water to skin and expect miracles.

You can’t do it in quick shower? Why you don’t do it at home if you know your hygiene is so bad then five minutes is not enough for you.

Jesus you see it! Give me a strenght please.

What the hell are you talking about? I’m definitely not making excuses. I’m simply saying the lack of use of wet wipes by some clients has a lot to do with poor hygiene.

[Irelandbeautyyy]

What the hell are you talking about? I’m definitely not making excuses. I’m simply saying the lack of use of wet wipes by some clients has a lot to do with poor hygiene.

Why someone should use wet wipes if he is able to take a shower?

Now iam serious can you explain me it?

If i can’t use the water because iam after some operation, then i use wet wipes as it’s better than nothing.

Iam trying to understand better…

Do you use wet wipes before shower? Iam sorry but I hear it first time

[oddball]

Encountered this meme today and thought it interesting that men's sketchy hygiene is a meme and yet it seems the average Irish man is falling short of even that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme..._to_showering/