Hygiene! 🫣

[IAmLIAm]

I’ve little to add here, I just can’t get my head around guys not being clean when they visit an escort, just doesn’t compute at all, there’s no excuse for it, a lot of it could be generational with older guys but as stated thats no excuse, it’s just a lack of respect and basic manners

I agree, it completely floors me that guys can't muster the consideration to wash properly or just don't know how.

Jenny mentioned some girls having the washing instructions posted in the bathroom. The first, and only, time I had ever come across this was in Dublin. It was an actual mood killer to see such a thing taped to the mirror and glass facing into the shower. It was a bit depressing to be faced with the evidence that enough clients don't respect the profession that such common courtesies needed to be requested by the providers. 🤦

[Danny1983]

Dear clients,

Believe me iam embarassed to make this thread… but here we are…

I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…

More and more often iam asking about returning to bathroom.

Most of you don’t know how to clean yourself in the most important part. Congratulations if you know you have to pull up your foreskin. Well done also if you wash your bottom or balls. Now we are only in half of clients who know how to do this part properly.

Why most of you wash yourself like a kitty cat? You should wash all your body with shower gel and hot water. All body! I repeat all body!

I love a beard! How many of you clean it?

How many of you clean your teeths before appoitment or use cheving gum? How many of you use mouthwash?

Should we teach you how to do it?

Iam embarassed again!!!

I could never meet a lady without being properly washed it shows very little respect. Lads cop on

[rockonallnite]

Dear clients,

Believe me iam embarassed to make this thread… but here we are…

I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…

More and more often iam asking about returning to bathroom.

Most of you don’t know how to clean yourself in the most important part. Congratulations if you know you have to pull up your foreskin. Well done also if you wash your bottom or balls. Now we are only in half of clients who know how to do this part properly.

Why most of you wash yourself like a kitty cat? You should wash all your body with shower gel and hot water. All body! I repeat all body!

I love a beard! How many of you clean it?

How many of you clean your teeths before appoitment or use cheving gum? How many of you use mouthwash?

Should we teach you how to do it?

Iam embarassed again!!!

I'm sorry to hear that is happening to you more and more often.

Do you think that certain people from other nationalities, and due to their specific diet, can have a strong body odour? I have heard that before from other escorts, eating spicy foods on a regular basis can have an influence on how we smell.
I think is a lack of respect anyway, clients not cleaning themselves before an appointment, in this day and age, no excuse.

I'm making sure, I'm showering before a meeting, I'm go to the shower when I enter her place too, clean shaven, including my genital area and use mouthwash, even though I'm always paranoid I'm not clean enough and she could write something about my hygiene in the review. I would be mortified...

[oddball]

Do you think that certain people from other nationalities, and due to their specific diet, can have a strong body odour? I have heard that before from other escorts, eating spicy foods on a regular basis can have an influence on how we smell.

Emm... you do know that Europeans allegedly smell like sour milk to many Asians so I don't think we're in any position to criticize other nationalities regarding any odour they might have due to diet. Of all the foods to smell like sour milk has to be near the worst.
And why do I suddenly suspect the Italians smell of garlic....

[rockonallnite]

Emm... you do know that Europeans allegedly smell like sour milk to many Asians so I don't think we're in any position to criticize other nationalities regarding any odour they might have due to diet. Of all the foods to smell like sour milk has to be near the worst.
And why do I suddenly suspect the Italians smell of garlic....

Diet will affect the body odour,yes, but if you use deodorant, perfume or after shave that will solve the problem.

I am just back from an appointment with a lady that I just met her for the very first time...and I can confirm the motto "the cleaner the client, the dirtier the service..."

If you wanna make the kitty purr, don't forget to use sex panther cologne...

https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther-C.../dp/B002R0GN9S

[Kangaroo02]

Diet will affect the body odour,yes, but if you use deodorant, perfume or after shave that will solve the problem.

I am just back from an appointment with a lady that I just met her for the very first time...and I can confirm the motto "the cleaner the client, the dirtier the service..."

If you wanna make the kitty purr, don't forget to use sex panther cologne...

https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther-C.../dp/B002R0GN9S

This post was sponsored by sex panther cologne.

Sex panther make her purr when she wants to get down

[JennyIrish]

Diet will affect the body odour,yes, but if you use deodorant, perfume or after shave that will solve the problem.

I am just back from an appointment with a lady that I just met her for the very first time...and I can confirm the motto "the cleaner the client, the dirtier the service..."

If you wanna make the kitty purr, don't forget to use sex panther cologne...

https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther-C.../dp/B002R0GN9S

Ooooooh I find some men’s cologne absolutely delicious and a huge turn on!!!!

[oddball]

Ooooooh I find some men’s cologne absolutely delicious and a huge turn on!!!!

Not nearly as much as some women love some men's colons...
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTe..._a_guys_colon/

[rockonallnite]

Ooooooh I find some men’s cologne absolutely delicious and a huge turn on!!!!

Hooo yeah! it makes the kitty purrrrrrr!!

60 % of the time, works every time...

[Silvergrey25]

The thing about all of this is the guys on here are not in the majority in terms of actual clients meeting ladies , it's stated in numerous places that that is the case, so while fellas here can chat away about it and what there practices are it's probably not aimed at you at all. I think this thread is more for the other side of the forum and for there consumption. To point out what is expected of you when you meet a lady from here. I may be wrong but anybody can read this thread so mebbe there's some advise there for prospective clients. That's my two cents, not ruling out there's some smelly feckers here too though.