Hygiene! 🫣

[JennyIrish]

Oh I agree with the whole not being told by parents thing, the church done a number on this country in the terms that anything involved in the nether regions should not be talked about. Even to this day I find a lot of Irish women more prudish than women from other countries.

But when a man goes through his teen years he knows what happens if he doesn't clean regularly, especially in this country we're circumcision rates are well below global average.

Whether it is ignorance or just plain "ah sure it'll be grand" stupidity it shouldn't happen to you ladies. You wouldn't go to a dentist appointment without scrubbing your teeth first, not that I am comparing providers to dentist lol, not show up with bits of food in them. So the same logic, even more so, should apply here. A girlfriend or a one night stand wouldn't put up with it so why do they think ye would, it's baffling.

Do you know I find that in my age group I often say that I am more shocked by what my civvie female friends get up to than my escort friends.

Some of my civvie female friends, Some with wonderful husband, are terrible for affairs and attention seeking from young men in their 20s, messing around with married men, (Okay in my working life I see Manny wonderful married men, however in my personal life I would never ever mess with a married man, for two reasons, first of all I consider myself far too good to ever be someone’s bit on the side And second of all I would never ever mess with a family or want to bring the destruction of a family to another woman door) The single ones mad for random hook ups from tinder or some of them would have a larger collection of sex toys that I do!!!!

Then through my work I often meet gentleman who are amazing at giving oral sex, and I often hear that their wives will not allow them to perform oral sex on them, and they will tell me that they love to do it, oh well, their loss my gain!!!

I also often hear from clients that their other halves will not perform oral sex, so from my point of view there seems to be two polar opposite types of women of a certain age in this country???!

What do ye think??

[WellDressed]

so from my point of view there seems to be two polar opposite types of women of a certain age in this country???!

What do ye think??

Without a doubt, there's no middle ground

Generational trauma from the catholic church, can't be talking about bjs or anything that's "dirty". Then I have Irish exes who could only be described as sex maniacs.

[JennyIrish]

Without a doubt, there's no middle ground

Generational trauma from the catholic church, can't be talking about bjs or anything that's "dirty". Then I have Irish exes who could only be described as sex maniacs.

I'll never forget finding out about what a bj was!!!!!!!

I was 14. I had heard jokes in school about bJs ut I would just laugh along, not having a CLUE what they were talking about!!!!!!

I remember so well finding out and being highly disgusted, thinking to myself "ewwwwwwww but pee comes from there"!!!!!!!!
Oh how times change, eh?!

[msc66]

You say, “Every escort could confirm irish hygiene is alarming”

This is quite a claim, to single out one nationality for not been hygienic, if we are so disgustingly filthy why do you continue work here, I do not mean that as a provocative or aggressive question, I am interested to know, what nationality is clean in your opinion, and should you not work in that country.

I have never once have had my hygiene questioned by any escort, so not sure where this is coming from.

[JennyIrish]

You say, “Every escort could confirm irish hygiene is alarming”

This is quite a claim, to single out one nationality for not been hygienic, if we are so disgustingly filthy why do you continue work here, I do not mean that as a provocative or aggressive question, I am interested to know, what nationality is clean in your opinion, and should you not work in that country.

I have never once have had my hygiene questioned by any escort, so not sure where this is coming from.

Oh darling, see my earlier post, unfortunately it is true.


SOME Irish men have the unique talent of getting into a slower stocked full of high end mens toiletries a d coming out still stinking of sweat from under their arms.

Or another common one that insults me I'll ask my guest "do you need a shower"

Him: no thank you.

Me: when did you shower last?

Him: this morning.

Me: well it's currently 8pm znd you e done a days work get into that shower and SCRUB!!

I had to take pegging off my favourites even though I love fcuking a guy because EVERY Irish guy when asked "do you douche?" Will answer "what?!?????

Or worse "er, no but I went to the toilet this morning"

I'm sorry but it's true and I'd imagine that ladies in the lower fees bracket suffer alot with it.

[JennyIrish]

Does anyone remember Rubina Bombshells showers, WOW.

Incredible, she showered you herself

I've heard about them!!!!!!

Smart lady!!!

[msc66]

My apologies Jenny I am not referring to your post, but to Michelle, I am on a phone and I can not work out how to quote a post, so I just used “”

[JennyIrish]

Washing your penis and surrounding bits well in the shower is as pleasurable an activity as you can have on your own there so I'm not sure why anyone would be cheesy/smegmy?

Ignorance / Laziness or both? Its not clear from the OP how widespread this is. Irish Jenny is either very lucky or has particularly clean callers as she doesn't seem to suggest too many problems. At least not now.

I get the train/Luas to work and even on a hot day like yesterday its rare to get even a whiff of body odour of anyone including guys who look like they've put in a shift doing physical labour. I was at the supermarket last night and a guy passed me who was rank smelling despite looking well dressed and it was the first time in a while I've smelt anyone really offensive. I appreciate obviously its a different matter up close in personal but the point I am labouring to make is that I think people's hygiene has improved a lot. I think COVID brought in some habits around personal hygiene that have stuck at least for some people.

You mention about me being lucky, in my first two years of escorting I tolerated so much of it because I thought this was normal and I was under pressure trying to make money to clear debts.

Nowadays I think I do a good job marketing myself at the type of client I want to attract also I think I'm in the higher fees bracket and that helps too.

I definitely tolerated stomach churning incidents of bad hygiene in my early years of escorting, one guy whith whom there was NO ass play even left skid Mark's on the duvet cover, horrific stuff.

[JennyIrish]

My apologies Jenny I am not referring to your post, but to Michelle, I am on a phone and I can not work out how to quote a post, so I just used “”

I understood that you were t replying to me but I'm just saying that as a proud Irish lady who adores my Irish men I'm embarrassed to say that what Michelle is saying is true. Not EVERY Irish guy is unhygienic but unfortunately quite a high number are.

[Silvergrey25]

The thing about all of this is the guys on here are not in the majority in terms of actual clients meeting ladies , it's stated in numerous places that that is the case, so while fellas here can chat away about it and what there practices are it's probably not aimed at you at all. I think this thread is more for the other side of the forum and for there consumption. To point out what is expected of you when you meet a lady from here. I may be wrong but anybody can read this thread so mebbe there's some advise there for prospective clients. That's my two cents, not ruling out there's some smelly feckers here too though.