Hygiene! 🫣

[oddball]

Had to laugh today when I came across this bit of information:

Regarding the Danes, from the 13th century Chronicle of John of Wallingford:

"caused much trouble to the natives of the land; for they were wont, after the fashion of their country, to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many frivolous devices. In this matter they laid siege to the virtue of the married woman, and persuaded the daughters even of the noble to be their concubines'."

http://www.historyofyork.org.uk/them...-male-grooming

We Irish may still be a little jealous of the Danes it seems.

[Barney Rubble]

Ah the Danes. They were Great ...

[BarryD]

Dear clients,

Believe me i am embarrassed to make this thread… but here we are…
I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…
More and more often i am asking about returning to bathroom.

Most of you don’t know how to clean yourself in the most important part. Congratulations if you know you have to pull up your foreskin. Well done also if you wash your bottom or balls. Now we are only in half of clients who know how to do this part properly.

Why most of you wash yourself like a kitty cat? You should wash all your body with shower gel and hot water. All body! I repeat all body!

I love a beard! How many of you clean it?

How many of you clean your teeth before appointment or use chewing gum? How many of you use mouthwash?
Should we teach you how to do it?

I am embarrassed again!!!

This post is super necessary even though everyone should know basic hygiene.
And those who should read this probably won't.

Some men don't have the minimum decency to find a companion, they seem like anyone else, men who are dirty, come with smelly feet, bad breath, dirty penises.
And there are those who ask to go to the bathroom when they arrive and pee and then don't wash and then come back smelling like urine?

Several times in different places I was serving the client and when he spoke my sheets had a residue of shit on them because probably before the meeting he went to the bathroom and didn't wipe his ass.

This is very humiliating...

haven't read all the thread, stumbled across the thread looking at about 25 pages of one retard banging on about how great/hygienic a client he is

just looked noticed now these two posts from Michelle & Alice on the first page. it's pathetic/disgusting lads, basic etiquette/respect/manners.
drew up a basic hygiene etiquette/ritual before a meeting, hope it helps/we follow/spreads (excuse the pun).
just 9 steps to a better meeting

[clarelad]

As they say wash youre peanut

[PSZEBRA]

haven't read all the thread, stumbled across the thread looking at about 25 pages of one retard banging on about how great/hygienic a client he is

just looked noticed now these two posts from Michelle & Alice on the first page. it's pathetic/disgusting lads, basic etiquette/respect/manners.
drew up a basic hygiene etiquette/ritual before a meeting, hope it helps/we follow/spreads (excuse the pun).
just 9 steps to a better meeting

Dear BarryD,

I am going to go through my routine every time I go and see an escort and show you how a retard can present himself immaculately to an escort.

If meeting is booked for 12pm like yesterday these will be my steps.

10.30am shave face, pubic area and balls.

Then I will take a shower and clean myself from head to toe.

Brush my teeth and mouthwash as well.

Start to get dressed in fresh clean clothes, with deodorant on.

This will bring me upto around 11am.

The reason for this timing is, I am not sitting around in the house getting sweaty arse or balls.

Leave to go city at 11am takes me 40 - 50 minutes to get to the city.

I have 3 - 4 high end perfume bottles and a travel size mouthwash bottle in the door compartment.

Once I have arrived and texted the girl saying I am parked up and let me know when you are ready.

Once I get this text. I will spray myself with whatever perfume feels my mood around my neck and clothes. I will also take a mouthful of the mouthwash and gargle it while walking to the apartment and then spit it out.

So when the girl opens the door I am immaculately hygienic and they always compliment me on how fabulous I smell. No need to take a shower when I get there.

So this is how a retard with countless hygiene positive review replies gets so much great feedback.

All the above is the minimum of what is expected from me to go and visit a girl.

Now I am going to start off on step number one. As I have an escort date at 12pm.

If your unsure of the above, pm this retard and I will go through it with you again.

Lots of love PSZEBRA ❤️

[EscortInspector]

Dear BarryD,

I am going to go through my routine every time I go and see an escort and show you how a retard can present himself immaculately to an escort.

If meeting is booked for 12pm like yesterday these will be my steps.

10.30am shave face, pubic area and balls.

Then I will take a shower and clean myself from head to toe.

Brush my teeth and mouthwash as well.

Start to get dressed in fresh clean clothes, with deodorant on.

This will bring me upto around 11am.

The reason for this timing is, I am not sitting around in the house getting sweaty arse or balls.

Leave to go city at 11am takes me 40 - 50 minutes to get to the city.

I have 3 - 4 high end perfume bottles and a travel size mouthwash bottle in the door compartment.

Once I have arrived and texted the girl saying I am parked up and let me know when you are ready.

Once I get this text. I will spray myself with whatever perfume feels my mood around my neck and clothes. I will also take a mouthful of the mouthwash and gargle it while walking to the apartment and then spit it out.

So when the girl opens the door I am immaculately hygienic and they always compliment me on how fabulous I smell. No need to take a shower when I get there.

So this is how a retard with countless hygiene positive review replies gets so much great feedback.

All the above is the minimum of what is expected from me to go and visit a girl.

Now I am going to start off on step number one. As I have an escort date at 12pm.

If your unsure of the above, pm this retard and I will go through it with you again.

Lots of love PSZEBRA ❤️

Just read your latest review for Kenzy. I noticed that you mentioned that you smelled like BO during coitus. Perhaps diet should also be considered as an extension of one’s hygiene regime. Lay off the breakfast rolls on Fridays and eliminate drugs and alcohol altogether. Just a thought.

LOL ❤️������������

[PSZEBRA]

Just read your latest review for Kenzy. I noticed that you mentioned that you smelled like BO during coitus. Perhaps diet should also be considered as an extension of one’s hygiene regime. Lay off the breakfast rolls on Fridays and eliminate drugs and alcohol altogether. Just a thought.

LOL ❤️������������

Hahaha I am definitely not over weight and i don't eat breakfast rolls at all.

It was just so hot in the room. As per review, this was high paced, frantic, relentless nonstop hour.

The sweat was rolling off me, you would swear someone had poured a bucket of water over my head.

I was the only one who noticed as I changed position. Kenzy said nothing about it.

Just one of those great hours. I blame the deodorant haha.

IT LET ME DOWN haha.

[EscortInspector]

Hahaha I am definitely not over weight and i don't eat breakfast rolls at all.

It was just so hot in the room. As per review, this was high paced, frantic, relentless nonstop hour.

The sweat was rolling off me, you would swear someone had poured a bucket of water over my head.

I was the only one who noticed as I changed position. Kenzy said nothing about it.

Just one of those great hours. I blame the deodorant haha.

IT LET ME DOWN haha.

Don’t get bogged down in the details. I’m not suggesting you’re a fat bastard but I am suggesting that what you consume affects how and when you smell.

You could write a strongly worded email to the manufacturer of the deodorant product with a link to this thread and your review of Kenzy.

[BarryD]

I am going to go through my routine every time I go and see an escort and show you how a retard can present himself immaculately to an escort.
If meeting is booked for 12pm like yesterday these will be my steps.
10.30am shave face, pubic area and balls.
Then I will take a shower and clean myself from head to toe.
Brush my teeth and mouthwash as well.
Start to get dressed in fresh clean clothes, with deodorant on.
This will bring me upto around 11am.
The reason for this timing is, I am not sitting around in the house getting sweaty arse or balls.
Leave to go city at 11am takes me 40 - 50 minutes to get to the city.
I have 3 - 4 high end perfume bottles and a travel size mouthwash bottle in the door compartment.
Once I have arrived and texted the girl saying I am parked up and let me know when you are ready.
Once I get this text. I will spray myself with whatever perfume feels my mood around my neck and clothes. I will also take a mouthful of the mouthwash and gargle it while walking to the apartment and then spit it out.
So when the girl opens the door I am immaculately hygienic and they always compliment me on how fabulous I smell. No need to take a shower when I get there.
So this is how a retard with countless hygiene positive review replies gets so much great feedback.
All the above is the minimum of what is expected from me to go and visit a girl.
Now I am going to start off on step number one. As I have an escort date at 12pm.
If your unsure of the above, pm this retard and I will go through it with you again.
Lots of love PSZEBRA ❤️

Just read your latest review for Kenzy. I noticed that you mentioned that you smelled like BO during coitus. Perhaps diet should also be considered as an extension of one’s hygiene regime. Lay off the breakfast rolls on Fridays and eliminate drugs and alcohol altogether. Just a thought.

LOL ❤️������������

Don’t get bogged down in the details. I’m not suggesting you’re a fat bastard but I am suggesting that what you consume affects how and when you smell.

You could write a strongly worded email to the manufacturer of the deodorant product with a link to this thread and your review of Kenzy.

at least he is admitting he is a retard, the first step read that review yesterday, made me chuckle. other one is how does one get a sweaty arse or balls sitting around the house not normal agree 100% hygiene starts with diet + reg. exercise

seems he has a relatively "standard/normal" hygiene regime, if he could work on his humility, IQ, set some boundaries, stop the need to feel praised/self-praise/get ego petted he might be considered a "standard/normal" client all gone out the window for him now

[charlie82]

at least he is admitting he is a retard, the first step read that review yesterday, made me chuckle. other one is how does one get a sweaty arse or balls sitting around the house not normal agree 100% hygiene starts with diet + reg. exercise

seems he has a relatively "standard/normal" hygiene regime, if he could work on his humility, IQ, set some boundaries, stop the need to feel praised/self-praise/get ego petted he might be considered a "standard/normal" client all gone out the window for him now

I’m still trying to figure out how he manages to
Shave his face..pubic area and balls
Have a shower and scrub head to toe
Brush his teeth
And get dressed all in 30 minutes 🤷*♂️
He must be going like the roadrunner 😂😂