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    Quote Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis View Post
    Up or down maybe depends on how good the greeting in the doorway was!

    Pull back might be the safest description.
    I suppose my greeting is always on point, instant erection
    Believe it or not I’ve realised it’s actually “pull back” as soon as I’ve post it and meant to edit it but then I said to myself: let a penis holder correct me as to the direction of the pulling of the foreskin so that there’s really no confusion on how cleaning should be performed.
    My initial logic was that the head sits at the top lol
    Lead me not into temptation. I know the way

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    Washing your penis and surrounding bits well in the shower is as pleasurable an activity as you can have on your own there so I'm not sure why anyone would be cheesy/smegmy?

    Ignorance / Laziness or both? Its not clear from the OP how widespread this is. Irish Jenny is either very lucky or has particularly clean callers as she doesn't seem to suggest too many problems. At least not now.

    I get the train/Luas to work and even on a hot day like yesterday its rare to get even a whiff of body odour of anyone including guys who look like they've put in a shift doing physical labour. I was at the supermarket last night and a guy passed me who was rank smelling despite looking well dressed and it was the first time in a while I've smelt anyone really offensive. I appreciate obviously its a different matter up close in personal but the point I am labouring to make is that I think people's hygiene has improved a lot. I think COVID brought in some habits around personal hygiene that have stuck at least for some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry68 View Post
    Washing your penis and surrounding bits well in the shower is as pleasurable an activity as you can have on your own there so I'm not sure why anyone would be cheesy/smegmy?

    Ignorance / Laziness or both? Its not clear from the OP how widespread this is. Irish Jenny is either very lucky or has particularly clean callers as she doesn't seem to suggest too many problems. At least not now.

    I get the train/Luas to work and even on a hot day like yesterday its rare to get even a whiff of body odour of anyone including guys who look like they've put in a shift doing physical labour. I was at the supermarket last night and a guy passed me who was rank smelling despite looking well dressed and it was the first time in a while I've smelt anyone really offensive. I appreciate obviously its a different matter up close in personal but the point I am labouring to make is that I think people's hygiene has improved a lot. I think COVID brought in some habits around personal hygiene that have stuck at least for some people.
    You mention about me being lucky, in my first two years of escorting I tolerated so much of it because I thought this was normal and I was under pressure trying to make money to clear debts.

    Nowadays I think I do a good job marketing myself at the type of client I want to attract also I think I'm in the higher fees bracket and that helps too.

    I definitely tolerated stomach churning incidents of bad hygiene in my early years of escorting, one guy whith whom there was NO ass play even left skid Mark's on the duvet cover, horrific stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irelandbeautyyy View Post
    Dear clients,

    Believe me iam embarassed to make this thread… but here we are…

    I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…

    More and more often iam asking about returning to bathroom.

    Most of you don’t know how to clean yourself in the most important part. Congratulations if you know you have to pull up your foreskin. Well done also if you wash your bottom or balls. Now we are only in half of clients who know how to do this part properly.

    Why most of you wash yourself like a kitty cat? You should wash all your body with shower gel and hot water. All body! I repeat all body!

    I love a beard! How many of you clean it?

    How many of you clean your teeths before appoitment or use cheving gum? How many of you use mouthwash?

    Should we teach you how to do it?

    Iam embarassed again!!!
    Sorry you're having to deal with this Michelle.
    It should go without saying that you have to be immaculately clean when visiting someone yet you still have to write a thread about it.
    How are some idiots still not getting this?!?!

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    I'd be mortified.

    Just throw me out if i ever done that.

    Im self-conscious enough about a spot or something like that nevermind anything else.

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    This post is super necessary even though everyone should know basic hygiene.

    And those who should read this probably won't.


    Some men don't have the minimum decency to find a companion, they seem like anyone else, men who are dirty, come with smelly feet, bad breath, dirty penises.


    And there are those who ask to go to the bathroom when they arrive and pee and then don't wash and then come back smelling like urine?



    Several times in different places I was serving the client and when he spoke my sheets had a residue of shit on them because probably before the meeting he went to the bathroom and didn't wipe his ass.


    This is very humiliating...























    QUOTE=Irelandbeautyyy;4368393]Dear clients,

    Believe me iam embarassed to make this thread… but here we are…

    I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…

    More and more often iam asking about returning to bathroom.

    Most of you don’t know how to clean yourself in the most important part. Congratulations if you know you have to pull up your foreskin. Well done also if you wash your bottom or balls. Now we are only in half of clients who know how to do this part properly.

    Why most of you wash yourself like a kitty cat? You should wash all your body with shower gel and hot water. All body! I repeat all body!

    I love a beard! How many of you clean it?

    How many of you clean your teeths before appoitment or use cheving gum? How many of you use mouthwash?

    Should we teach you how to do it?

    Iam embarassed again!!![/QUOTE]

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    So many ladies having a go about their customers higiene, yet, you girls are the ones giving them an intimate service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    So many ladies having a go about their customers higiene, yet, you girls are the ones giving them an intimate service.

    I'm not sure what this means; you like the smell of pee, or you bought your house without giving a blow job to even one dirty penis? Or, you don't mind the odd one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    I'm not sure what this means; you like the smell of pee, or you bought your house without giving a blow job to even one dirty penis? Or, you don't mind the odd one?
    Shit conjures Rachel, she’d be quick to stir it
    Lead me not into temptation. I know the way

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