Treat Her With Respect

[24wallops]

Great thread. Enjoyed all the very true saying on reviews ...I seen this one recently " She certainly had a few extra pounds on her from her photos but she was still gorgeous in a curvy sort of way "..

[Forceuser]

Are you suggesting they're keeping it a secret because she beat him at his favourite game?

I let her win to be respectful

[Palatine]

Are you suggesting they're keeping it a secret because she beat him at his favourite game?

It's either that or he's one of those guys...

[Forceuser]

It's either that or he's one of those guys...

for legal reasons,yep!,thats me!

[rockonallnite]

B+

Needs more starters and main course.

Here is my next review

"When the door opened my breath was taken away.
We then made love and i could tell she enjoyed it as much
as i did
Treat her with respect lads and she will pay you back in spades
as i left i told her everything was perfect and i was smiling for
the rest of the day

then i complained on the forum later"

Don't forget to mention the parking facilities at the beginning!!

[WeeJimmy]

Escorts and girls in general I respect so much as how to hell do they yous walk in very very high heels and wear those panties, I dress often as a TV and cant walk in high heels and i get panties of the the escorts when i visit but when i wear them they fit beautifully around my Mickey but sadly at the back they Stick into my bum crack and are very uncomfortable, any ideas girls on how to sort this

[IrishSarahBarra]

I think it's kind of cute. They get protective. Better than "rustle her up lads, she's a goer" - no?

[IrishSarahBarra]

"Best time with an escort ever" ...said in 40 of his reviews.

[IrishSarahBarra]

Don’t forget “best ever”. Make sure there are at least a few other previous reviews with same sentence to reinforce the strength of that particular one 😁.

I look forward with bated breath*to your next review.

* Harder than you think to avoid a cliche

Oh there it is, I missed you. Best time with escort ever/ best sex ever. Heaven and back

[Harry68]

It would be an interesting if uncomfortable read to get some caller reviews . I wouldn’t fancy being reviewed myself.

Although the way the symbiotic reviews work there may well be many reviews with:

Jasper Arrived promptly on time with my favourite eau de parfum.

Immaculately dressed as ever his Boss suit I realised matched the grey eyes.

His conversation was as usual enthralling. I was almost reluctant when he started undressing me so caught up was I with his tales of helping orphans in Botswana while simultaneously remote working the highly complex management buy out he was masterminding.

He looked even more ripped than the previous time. I’ll leave what took place between us but I was highly satisfied basking in a sweaty but contented daze. As usual his tip was very generous.

5 stars. Treat him like a king ladies and you will be given the sun moon and stars.