Treat Her With Respect

[MidlifeCrisis]

I've thought of making a list of review cliches and over-the-top compliments, with those above some of the main contenders.

Also

"goddess"

"if Carlsberg made escorts"

"body to die for"

I decided not to, because someone would have been bound to look back at mine, and I'm sure they would find plenty of cliche and repetition there.

[JennyIrish]

I've thought of making a list of review cliches and over-the-top compliments, with those above some of the main contenders.

Also

"goddess"

"if Carlsberg made escorts"

"body to die for"

I decided not to, because someone would have been bound to look back at mine, and I'm sure they would find plenty of cliche and repetition there.

I get the word "goddess" alot from my Twitter which makes me laugh because when I'm not working I'm usually to be found in slippers fighting with the dishwasher, cribbing about some referee or other, roaring at d nieces & nephews that Im
putting them all up for adoption coz they're gonna drive me to drink, goddess indeed.

Er no, wait a minute what I ACTUALLY meant to say is that on my days off I am usually to be found shopping in Brown Thomas, followed by afternoon tea in the Shelbourne then a swingers party in the Presidential suite of the Westbury.

And If Carlsberg made escorts . . . I would be Armand De Brignac Brut Gold whipped in silk lingere whilst wearing a diamond encrusted butt plug!

[oddball]

I get the word "goddess" alot from my Twitter which makes me laugh because when I'm not working I'm usually to be found in slippers fighting with the dishwasher, cribbing about some referee or other, roaring at d nieces & nephews that Im
putting them all up for adoption coz they're gonna drive me to drink, goddess indeed.

Just like a modern Aphrodite... or maybe Hera, think she tended to be crankier with her nieces and nephews.
But to be fair Zeus was always cheating on her so who can blame her for being a little moody.

[AngelsFan]

Less annoying, but I’ve grown to dislike that much overused phrase on here “to our shores”

It's usually brought out when welcoming a new escort to Ireland, or welcoming a favourite escort back again. It’s a little too poetic, or ornate or something.

“I'd like to welcome to our shores..”

So she won’t be touring further inland then? Strictly coastal locations for this lady.

[JennyIrish]

I can understand why you didn't go ahead with that meeting.I d be like WTF ..especially that many times in space of 10 mins.Ive read alot of your posts(which most are fair and straight to the point which i like ,no bs) and I wouldn't want to get on wrong side if you lol.Good to hear other side of things from ladies point of view .

As we are all very polite to each other, using different phrases like treat her with respect , making love, she enjoyed it as much as me, lovely cliches etc etc what is the opinion on the use of the word prostitute. Again are we just polite because we call it escorting but you never hear that word when it gets discussed on social media or the airwaves. It's normally referenced to prostitutes working in apartment, or a prostitute was found working in a hotel. I'm just curious so please don't shoot the messenger

Thank you, I sometimes think that maybe I come across as a contrary biddy here it I'm 9 years in the industry now, I served my time in the beginning with rude, demanding, boundary pushing, unhygienic clients, I really do lo e this job now, I travel the country, meet the nicest people, I'm not rich but I'm also not greedy for money if i get an inkling of a bad vibe it's good luck and goodbye, in my early years I would have horrible clients where my skin is crawling and I'm thinking "I cant wait to get this fcuker out of here"

I would NEVER put myself through that nowadays, not for any money.

Benny, I know that alot of ladies would find the word prostitute offensive and I can understand why,because it can be dehumanising and stigmatising, It reduces a person to just someone to be used for sex.

But I myself have no difficulty with the word prostitute or whore because it is what it is, I am a prostitute.

But I am a prostitute who has managed to make this industry work for ME , I am financially independent and able to pay my Bill's and provide for my family and work to ensure a secure, well educated future for myself and my family.

I work my own hours, I CHOOSE who I see, I have met the most lovely, interesting gentlemen, some clients have become very good friends, I NEVER want or expect gifts but I have been obscenely spoiled by some gentlemen.

Even though I was in a loving long term relationship for many many years, my most amazing, most intense sexual experiences have been with clients.

I'm proud of the life I have created because of this job, I dragged myself out of the depths of stress and worry and endless anxiety over being in debt.

I NEVER want to glamorise this job because it takes balls and street smarts to succeed in it and make it work for ME.

I am a prostitute, not openly due to the consequences this would have for my family but I am unapologetically so, no man will ever dull my shine by calling me a whore or a prostitute because I AM a prostitute, a MAGNIFICENT prostitute who sits in my brand new car and gratefully thinks of the extreme ad ersity I overcame get to the happy place I am in today

[oddball]

I really do lo e this job now

Couldn't even bring yourself to type it could you... Freud would be all over this.

[Noregrets]

Thank you, I sometimes think that maybe I come across as a contrary biddy here it I'm 9 years in the industry now, I served my time in the beginning with rude, demanding, boundary pushing, unhygienic clients, I really do lo e this job now, I travel the country, meet the nicest people, I'm not rich but I'm also not greedy for money if i get an inkling of a bad vibe it's good luck and goodbye, in my early years I would have horrible clients where my skin is crawling and I'm thinking "I cant wait to get this fcuker out of here"

I would NEVER put myself through that nowadays, not for any money.

Benny, I know that alot of ladies would find the word prostitute offensive and I can understand why,because it can be dehumanising and stigmatising, It reduces a person to just someone to be used for sex.

But I myself have no difficulty with the word prostitute or whore because it is what it is, I am a prostitute.

But I am a prostitute who has managed to make this industry work for ME , I am financially independent and able to pay my Bill's and provide for my family and work to ensure a secure, well educated future for myself and my family.

I work my own hours, I CHOOSE who I see, I have met the most lovely, interesting gentlemen, some clients have become very good friends, I NEVER want or expect gifts but I have been obscenely spoiled by some gentlemen.

Even though I was in a loving long term relationship for many many years, my most amazing, most intense sexual experiences have been with clients.

I'm proud of the life I have created because of this job, I dragged myself out of the depths of stress and worry and endless anxiety over being in debt.

I NEVER want to glamorise this job because it takes balls and street smarts to succeed in it and make it work for ME.

I am a prostitute, not openly due to the consequences this would have for my family but I am unapologetically so, no man will ever dull my shine by calling me a whore or a prostitute because I AM a prostitute, a MAGNIFICENT prostitute who sits in my brand new car and gratefully thinks of the extreme ad ersity I overcame get to the happy place I am in today

Lovely to read such an honest post.

You have every reason to be proud of your self and your successful business.

[Harry68]

I've thought of making a list of review cliches and over-the-top compliments, with those above some of the main contenders.

Also

"goddess"

"if Carlsberg made escorts"

"body to die for"

I decided not to, because someone would have been bound to look back at mine, and I'm sure they would find plenty of cliche and repetition there.

Nothing wrong with a cliche or two although I agree with the OP about the ones he and Tommy mentioned . I think anyone that’s taken a bit of time to write a few words is generally doing better than not bothering. No one’s expecting the Pulitzer here. Informative I’d settle for. Informative and enjoyable to read even better.

I personally have a huge soft spot for the negative ones and the Defcon 4 responses generated. I’m a bad person I know.

[StevB]

Nothing wrong with a cliche or two although I agree with the OP about the ones he and Tommy mentioned . I think anyone that’s taken a bit of time to write a few words is generally doing better than not bothering. No one’s expecting the Pulitzer here. Informative I’d settle for. Informative and enjoyable to read even better.

I personally have a huge soft spot for the negative ones and the Defcon 4 responses generated. I’m a bad person I know.

I think you should avoid clichés like the plague!

[TommyH123]

i'm going to use all these in all my reviews from now on
just to annoy people

Good man🤣

We can play cliche bingo with extra points for getting as many as possible in one sentence 👍