A Sunday Morning Giggle for you

[JennyIrish]

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Well wouldn’t they just think of ANYTHING


Another one for ya,
I was in Centa Shop here in Tallaght and there was a sign up Saying that things like PrepayPower or Phone credits et cetera et cetera must be paid by cash only and not card, I asked the assistant why this was and she said because they were very often buying the electricity credit or PhoneCreditVids and then when they go to pay with a debit card gets declined put the credit has already gone onto either their phone or their electricity meter and it just made me laugh they honestly think of anything and everything!!!!


Have a great Sunday everyone no work tomorrow for a lot of you whoo hoooo Those of you who do have work tomorrow hope you make loads in bank holiday pay ha ha ha

[JennyIrish]

P.S. Guys apologies for all the spelling and grammar errors in my posts lately, I’m using my work phone to post and even though it has served me well it is literally about to fall to pieces, So sometimes when I’m sending texts of posting here it comes out as complete gibberish LOL I promise I don’t even drink I’m sober!!

I’m going to have to start a go fund me page for a new hooker phone, Those of you who have teenagers will understand I have nieces nephews and others who I get the best of phones because of course they always need the latest model while I’m going around with a piece of crap

[AmorInfinito8]

Morning Jenny
Hope you have a lovely day dispite this weather 🌧️

Typical on a Bank holiday weekend 😞
I was hoping for an early May heatwave and so booked most of the week off
but seeing the forecast I've cancelled

Guess I jumped the gun so I'll try later in the month hopefully get it right next time 🌞

[IAmLIAm]

The old earbuds around the bottle trick 🤦

Not quite the same thing, but along the same lines...

I can't tell you the number of times I see people spend more time and effort to do a job wrong. I do seriously wonder about people sometimes.

[TommyH123]

Morning Jenny
Hope you have a lovely day dispite this weather 🌧️

Typical on a Bank holiday weekend 😞
I was hoping for an early May heatwave and so booked most of the week off
but seeing the forecast I've cancelled

Guess I jumped the gun so I'll try later in the month hopefully get it right next time 🌞

If you plan anything based on the weather in this country you’ll always be disappointed, open the blinds and decide on the day, had a solid 15k run in the mist today, perfect conditions, who needs the sun?

[Clubcard]

If you plan anything based on the weather in this country you’ll always be disappointed, open the blinds and decide on the day, had a solid 15k run in the mist today, perfect conditions, who needs the sun?

I did a 10k round trip to the shop for sausages and the paper.

In the car admittedly but 10k is 10k in my head.

[TommyH123]

I did a 10k round trip to the shop for sausages and the paper.

In the car admittedly but 10k is 10k in my head.

Fair play, you’re always coming up with unexpected gifts for the ladies, keep them off guard, frozen fish one week, pound of Denny’s the next 😉.

You must be wrecked, good job the car is automatic 🤣

[Clubcard]

Fresh fish.... never frozen ya pleb.

[Thoreau]

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Well wouldn’t they just think of ANYTHING


Another one for ya,
I was in Centa Shop here in Tallaght and there was a sign up Saying that things like PrepayPower or Phone credits et cetera et cetera must be paid by cash only and not card, I asked the assistant why this was and she said because they were very often buying the electricity credit or PhoneCreditVids and then when they go to pay with a debit card gets declined put the credit has already gone onto either their phone or their electricity meter and it just made me laugh they honestly think of anything and everything!!!!


Have a great Sunday everyone no work tomorrow for a lot of you whoo hoooo Those of you who do have work tomorrow hope you make loads in bank holiday pay ha ha ha

WOMAN' POEM:

Before I lay myself down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my foot and help me to stand.
Oh send me a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits, who owns a bar and a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[Harry123]

That made me spit out my wine..excellent