Originally Posted by
nicegirlsarenice
This was already posted on E-I, it's really only funny the first time you view it.
You know something? I'd like if there was an *actual* video tutorial about it. I mean, how to pick up the phone and sound super cool instead of anxious/nervous, what to do when you get there, how to look and what to say. Movies and tv dramas have plenty of relationships in them, but not the escort-client type... and of course their portrayal of escorting is a farce and no "cool hero guy" is going to be picking up prostitutes in them, especially not like how it actually is.
There's the eejits guide to punting, but that's really basic. It doesn't show how to punt without looking like an eejit.... like for instance it doesn't say anything about hotels. You could nearly write a book on punter etiquette and relationships with escorts.