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[WeeJimmy]

You wont get perfection with dolls either either, I had about 10 Asian dolls and even got the latest hi tech doll last year with moving lips and vibrating pussy and after a few days they feel rather deflated ...

[MistressMonique]

Exactly perfection doesn't exist...human beings have the same bodily functions and changes...be real be respectful and experiences will be a lot better ... I don't agree with being ripped off or fakes but I do believe in less shallow more depth

[oddball]

but did feel sorry for her and put my hand in my manbag and give her a pack of sausages and said have a nice day and walked

Is that a euphemism or did you literally hand someone a pack of sausages? I'm very confused....
I mean I know we Irish have a special relationship with them but not to the point that we just walk around with them on hand or give them to people like this...
https://www.independent.ie/regionals.../30696413.html

[Harry68]

I thought it was me just wondering if it wasn’t another “Alaskan pipeline” code for something

[oddball]

I thought it was me just wondering if it wasn’t another “Alaskan pipeline” code for something

Google gave me nothing, hence have to ask. Urban Dictionary was a miss too, closest it has is "packing sausage" which is definitely not what he meant in this context.

[Barney Rubble]

Google gave me nothing, hence have to ask. Urban Dictionary was a miss too, closest it has is "packing sausage" which is definitely not what he meant in this context.

Believe me you're lucky that your search was fruitless. I found it on a Google search and I have a shite phone....

[oddball]

Believe me you're lucky that your search was fruitless. I found it on a Google search and I have a shite phone....

I think you misunderstand, had no problem finding "Alaskan pipeline", it's "pack of sausages" I had no luck finding an alternative meaning for on Google and Urban Dictionary.

[StevB]

Believe me you're lucky that your search was fruitless. I found it on a Google search and I have a shite phone....

Do I detect a subtle Barney joke?

[Barney Rubble]

Do I detect a subtle Barney joke?

Subtle is my middle name Steve !

[Barney Rubble]

I think you misunderstand, had no problem finding "Alaskan pipeline", it's "pack of sausages" I had no luck finding an alternative meaning for on Google and Urban Dictionary.

Indeed I did misunderstand. Perhaps Jimmy was simply gonna cook breakfast in the morning ?