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    Angry Banks

    Fucksake. I went into a bank after work today to take out my punting money for next week. Up to the woman I goes, smiled politely and told her I wanted to withdraw some money from my current account. I spent the next ten minutes engaged in a rigmarole with her because it wasn't my local branch.

    Oh, you opened your account in another branch.
    Have you got any identification on you?
    Do you know exactly how much is in your account?

    I mean, for fucksake. It's my cunting money, just hand it the fuck over and stop acting stupid. Why do banks make it so difficult to get your hands on your own money anyway? It's pure bullshit having to have your salary paid electronically - I'd much prefer a lump of cash that I could keep a closer eye on

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Fucksake. I went into a bank after work today to take out my punting money for next week. Up to the woman I goes, smiled politely and told her I wanted to withdraw some money from my current account. I spent the next ten minutes engaged in a rigmarole with her because it wasn't my local branch.

    Oh, you opened your account in another branch.
    Have you got any identification on you?
    Do you know exactly how much is in your account?

    I mean, for fucksake. It's my cunting money, just hand it the fuck over and stop acting stupid. Why do banks make it so difficult to get your hands on your own money anyway? It's pure bullshit having to have your salary paid electronically - I'd much prefer a lump of cash that I could keep a closer eye on
    You want money? What kind of mouse are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteknight111 View Post
    You want money? What kind of mouse are you?

    He's a mouse with needs,wants and desires, just like a little furry human...



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    what do ya expect ? the banks and bankers are the scum of the earth , the government is taking money off everyone no matter how poor and handing it to these fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Why do banks make it so difficult to get your hands on your own money anyway?
    They make money from it. the more cash reserve a bank has ,the more it can loan and the more it makes back. Thats what caused the banking crisis here. They loaned more than they could and ran out of necessary cash reserves.

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    Ehhh...

    In all fairness guys, I think they have to be sure of who they're giving the money to. You want your money to be secure don't you?

    Have you ever noticed how nice and how hot the girls on the banks' phones are? I want to ask them for their name.

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    Nicegirls is right Mousey. If you think the banks are making it difficult for you to get your money out, imagine how much more difficult it would be for somebody else trying to get your money out.

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    Default Internet Banking

    I use to get the same bullshit from banks way back in the day. I had to carry my passport with me all the time. That was until I started to use internet banking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Fucksake. I went into a bank after work today to take out my punting money for next week. Up to the woman I goes, smiled politely and told her I wanted to withdraw some money from my current account. I spent the next ten minutes engaged in a rigmarole with her because it wasn't my local branch.

    Oh, you opened your account in another branch.
    Have you got any identification on you?
    Do you know exactly how much is in your account?

    I mean, for fucksake. It's my cunting money, just hand it the fuck over and stop acting stupid. Why do banks make it so difficult to get your hands on your own money anyway? It's pure bullshit having to have your salary paid electronically - I'd much prefer a lump of cash that I could keep a closer eye on

    You could have just gone to an ATM!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post

    You could have just gone to an ATM!!!
    He probably would have if he could reach that far Brother Epsilon.

    He's doing well if he can get the cheese outta the trap without getting his head caught.

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