Why

[ladiesman217]

Why do we have eyes? So we can look.

Why do we have ears? So we can hear.

Why do we have nostrils? So we can smell.

Etc etc etc

My point is.....

WHY DO WE HAVE THESE THINGS WHEN SO MANY MINDLESS F*CKING DRONES THESE DAYS DON'T BOTHER F*CKING USING THEM!

See that email I sent you? USE YOUR EYES AND READ THE FUCKING THING! And I don't mean read what you want to read, I MEAN READ WHAT'S F*CKING WRITTEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU IN PLAIN F*CKING ENGLISH YOU USELESS CUNT!

LDM: "Hey Barney, what's 2 + 2?"
Barney: "Penguins"

SEE? THIS IS WHAT I'M ON ABOUT! WHY ARE SO MANY F*CKING PEOPLE SO F*CKING STUPID THESE DAYS THAT THEY DON'T ACTUALLY USE THEIR EYES PROPERLY! And I don't mean misreading something, we all do that. I MEAN READING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN ON THE TEXT/EMAIL/DOCUMENT/ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALIENS!!!!! KILLER AI ROBOTS!!!! HURRY THE F*CK UP WOULD YOU?????

F*CKING HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Special shoutout to TommyH, the man with the worst fashion sense on E-I. He loves these kinda threads. Don't you cunty??

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Hehe... I censor f*ck but not cunt... hehe... Damn I'm weird. And you know what? I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY BABY! THERE ARE 8 BILLION+ OF YOU CUNTS, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE LDM!!!!!

What's a guy gotta do to get a hug around here, c'mon ffs...........

And no, Barney, there are no penguins But I do have the next best thing:

[ladiesman217]

Btw, to the sad desperate loser that 1 stars threads all the time..... I BEAT YOU TO IT SUCKER!!!!!

[Barney Rubble]

U.S. Masters Golf ?

[Eroticfunlover]

U.S. Masters Golf ?

I think Willie Mullins will have the winner 🤣

[StevB]

I think Willie Mullins will have the winner ��

I hear he has hired Adrian Newey to improve aerodynamics.
I heard also that LDM has hired weight-watchers to slim-down his posts.

[StevB]

AND,
2+2 no longer = 4. There is a new "woke" answer.

[Barney Rubble]

AND,
2+2 no longer = 4. There is a new "woke" answer.

I thought four... thus fore... thus golf....thus the Masters Steve.

It all made perfect sense to me anyway.

[konus]

Why do we have eyes? So we can look.

Why do we have ears? So we can hear.

Why do we have nostrils? So we can smell.

Etc etc etc

My point is.....

WHY DO WE HAVE THESE THINGS WHEN SO MANY MINDLESS F*CKING DRONES THESE DAYS DON'T BOTHER F*CKING USING THEM!

See that email I sent you? USE YOUR EYES AND READ THE FUCKING THING! And I don't mean read what you want to read, I MEAN READ WHAT'S F*CKING WRITTEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU IN PLAIN F*CKING ENGLISH YOU USELESS CUNT!

LDM: "Hey Barney, what's 2 + 2?"
Barney: "Penguins"

SEE? THIS IS WHAT I'M ON ABOUT! WHY ARE SO MANY F*CKING PEOPLE SO F*CKING STUPID THESE DAYS THAT THEY DON'T ACTUALLY USE THEIR EYES PROPERLY! And I don't mean misreading something, we all do that. I MEAN READING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN ON THE TEXT/EMAIL/DOCUMENT/ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALIENS!!!!! KILLER AI ROBOTS!!!! HURRY THE F*CK UP WOULD YOU?????

F*CKING HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Special shoutout to TommyH, the man with the worst fashion sense on E-I. He loves these kinda threads. Don't you cunty??

...

Hehe... I censor f*ck but not cunt... hehe... Damn I'm weird. And you know what? I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY BABY! THERE ARE 8 BILLION+ OF YOU CUNTS, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE LDM!!!!!

What's a guy gotta do to get a hug around here, c'mon ffs...........

And no, Barney, there are no penguins But I do have the next best thing:

Your AI implant seems to be working well for you !!

[ladiesman217]

AND,
2+2 no longer = 4. There is a new "woke" answer.

I'll eat anything woke for breakfast, shit it out, douse it in a gallon of kerosene and set it alight, toss the ashes into a jar, put it inside a nuke and fire it towards the sun!

Actually, same goes for all left wing stuff, as well as right wing. They're all f*cking idiots. Stupid f*cking fanatic narcissists, the lot of them!

I thought four... thus fore... thus golf....thus the Masters Steve.

It all made perfect sense to me anyway.

That's something along the lines of what I'd say... clearly I'm a TREMENDOUS influence on you.

[DamoEI]