Warning - limerick

[carlos marvado]

I could not get the SW5 to open for the last while, I thought it had gone off line till it opened with that link, thanks Patricia.........

Carlos, you are correct, there is still much confusion over this. Look for kelly v purvis [1983] 1 all er 525, [1983] 2 wlr 299

Here a quick link to a submission made to the home office about this case, see section 5

http://www.feverparties.com/new/pdf/FevHOSub.pdf

I hear you Brother Luther. What about this one:


[4] Winter v. Woolfe (1930) 1 KB 549.
Two or more couples having ‘illicit intercourse’ under one roof is a brothel whether or not the women are paid. A place resorted to by persons of the opposite sex.


Now wtf is "illicit intercourse" defined as? If it is intercourse or any sexual activity (because any sexual act is included) between a couple who are not married to each other, then I'm sure every hotel of any half decent size, would have two or more couples engaged in "illicit intercourse" on any given night. So basically the gardai should go around and shut down a sizable proportion of the hotel industry if they want to get serious about the law.

Or how about this Brother Luther; if you're doing the horizontal tango with somebody else's wife in one bedroom of your house, and your brother/sister is engaged in a similar act with a person that they also are not married to in a different bedroom........your gaff is a brothel.

And as for the Old Wesley kiddies disco.......Jesus H. Christ!

Some of these laws belong to a different age and moral ethos.......but unfortunately because many of these common law determinations emanate from the King's Bench/Queen's Bench or High Court, only a case taken in the High Court or Supreme Court here or an Act of the Oireachtas can change this situation.

We all live in hope.

[luther]

I hear you Brother Luther. What about this one:


[4] Winter v. Woolfe (1930) 1 KB 549.
Two or more couples having ‘illicit intercourse’ under one roof is a brothel whether or not the women are paid. A place resorted to by persons of the opposite sex.


Now wtf is "illicit intercourse" defined as? If it is intercourse or any sexual activity (because any sexual act is included) between a couple who are not married to each other, then I'm sure every hotel of any half decent size, would have two or more couples engaged in "illicit intercourse" on any given night. So basically the gardai should go around and shut down a sizable proportion of the hotel industry if they want to get serious about the law.

Or how about this Brother Luther; if you're doing the horizontal tango with somebody else's wife in one bedroom of your house, and your brother/sister is engaged in a similar act with a person that they also are not married to in a different bedroom........your gaff is a brothel.

And as for the Old Wesley kiddies disco.......Jesus H. Christ!

Some of these laws belong to a different age and moral ethos.......but unfortunately because many of these common law determinations emanate from the King's Bench/Queen's Bench or High Court, only a case taken in the High Court or Supreme Court here or an Act of the Oireachtas can change this situation.

We all live in hope.

It's fcuking nuts.............

We'll be back to ducks having to wear pants and having to have somebody running in front to you waving a flag to warn others that you are approaching in a motor vehicle next.........

Old Wesley............LMAO..........

Jaysus that was a great spot back in the day after a 5 nations day out in Lansdowne road...........

[MILF Hunter]

scroll down as far as no. 50
it says Prostitution is legal in Ireland


100 Countries and Their Prostitution Policies - Prostitution - ProCon.org

[Doozer]

I hear you Brother Luther. What about this one:


[4] Winter v. Woolfe (1930) 1 KB 549.
Two or more couples having ‘illicit intercourse’ under one roof is a brothel whether or not the women are paid. A place resorted to by persons of the opposite sex.


Now wtf is "illicit intercourse" defined as? If it is intercourse or any sexual activity (because any sexual act is included) between a couple who are not married to each other, then I'm sure every hotel of any half decent size, would have two or more couples engaged in "illicit intercourse" on any given night. So basically the gardai should go around and shut down a sizable proportion of the hotel industry if they want to get serious about the law.

Or how about this Brother Luther; if you're doing the horizontal tango with somebody else's wife in one bedroom of your house, and your brother/sister is engaged in a similar act with a person that they also are not married to in a different bedroom........your gaff is a brothel.

And as for the Old Wesley kiddies disco.......Jesus H. Christ!

Some of these laws belong to a different age and moral ethos.......but unfortunately because many of these common law determinations emanate from the King's Bench/Queen's Bench or High Court, only a case taken in the High Court or Supreme Court here or an Act of the Oireachtas can change this situation.

We all live in hope.

If that is the case nearly every prison in the country should close down, not to mention every hotlel, apartment block, night club, and possibly church in the country will be shut.

Irish law its just a funny old thing

[carlos marvado]

If that is the case nearly every prison in the country should close down, not to mention every hotlel, apartment block, night club, and possibly church in the country will be shut.

Irish law its just a funny old thing

LMAO........why not just declare the entire country a brothel while we're at it.......sure it's being completely f**ked anyway.

[Alec Horan]

Well Lads I for one have no idea what ye are talking about - I for one pay for time and companionship only.

Of course should we really like each other it is always possible that things might develop from there.....

[Doozer]

LMAO........why not just declare the entire country a brothel while we're at it.......sure it's being completely f**ked anyway.

Sure lets take it one step further Carlos. There is bound to be two couples at it now as we speak , close the planet down

[Doozer]

Can you imagine the guards doing raids on every house in the country to see if more than two couples are copulating

[carlos marvado]

Well Lads I for one have no idea what ye are talking about - I for one pay for time and companionship only.

Of course should we really like each other it is always possible that things might develop from there.....

I know the feeling Brother Alec. I went into town once to pay a fine that I got and due to my poor eyesight, I had some difficulty in finding the correct office. A young lady opened a door eventually. I apologised profusely for having gotten her out of her bed because she was still dressed in her night attire, little and all as it was, and offered her €150 in settlement of my fine for performing lewd acts in a public place. She seemed a very friendly sort because she smiled at me and taking me by the hand let me into what I assumed must be her office. The drapes were pulled shut, so I did'nt really get a good look at my surroundings. She then bade me to take a place on this couch................and you're never going to believe this Alec.............next thing I know, she is down on her knees in front of me, undoing my flies and without bating an eyelid or saying as much as one word, she took me into her mouth. I was frozen with the shock and speechless, so I was.

When she finally let go of me.......which seemed like an eternity, but was probably no more than 30 minutes at most, I told her that there must be some dreadful mistake. She looked at me rather surprised, but then out of the corner of my eye, I saw her police uniform hanging from a hanger on the door, so I was reassured that this was the right place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I ask her would there be any other formalities or was the payment of the fine in order. She just nodded her head and said "yes fine", though she spoke in a foreign accent. I thanked her for her understanding and the kindness which exemplified her service, but said that I hoped that I would'nt have to come back again. Again she smiled and nodded her head without speaking as she led me out to the door. I held out my hand to shake hers, but instead, she pressed me against her and gave me a passionate kiss which nearly made my dentures fall out. Then as I waved her good bye, her parting words to me were "review please".

I had just reached the pavement, having descended the steps from her office block, when a car door opened in front of me, half blocking my progress. A gentleman with a thick country accent enquired of me "may I ask what the nature of your business in that building was?". I replied that everything was in order as I had just paid the fine to the lady and that I therefore could'nt be prosecuted over the matter anymore.

The court still send me a court summons two weeks later........................that's f**king bureaucratic incompetence for you!

[Eldorado911]

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